The Secret of NIMH
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Mark wraps up this season with one of his all time favorites, The Secret of NIMH. What's the secret to this excellence? I don't know, but see this review anyway.
Mark wraps up this season with one of his all time favorites, The Secret of NIMH. What's the secret to this excellence? I don't know, but see this review anyway.
Planet 51
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This film made Mark quit sic-fi month (good thing it's the last installment). So, we have a special guest filling in for him. And this is someone who may be more evil than the movie itself! (If you don't read the Man and the King series in this same website you may hate this review).
This film made Mark quit sic-fi month (good thing it's the last installment). So, we have a special guest filling in for him. And this is someone who may be more evil than the movie itself! (If you don't read the Man and the King series in this same website you may hate this review).
Lilo and Stitch
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An alien and a hawaiian little girl meet, as two monsterous tragedies mix into one. Is it as grand as everyone says it is or should it be sacarfised to the fire gods?
An alien and a hawaiian little girl meet, as two monsterous tragedies mix into one. Is it as grand as everyone says it is or should it be sacarfised to the fire gods?
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
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Why bother with the intro, second part of sci-fi month, and I get this piece of poop. Why?
Why bother with the intro, second part of sci-fi month, and I get this piece of poop. Why?
Wall-E
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First part of Sci-Fi Month. Is this movie as lifeless as your everyday toaster or will you feel for something that can't feel for you? Oh, you've seen it, you know what it is.
First part of Sci-Fi Month. Is this movie as lifeless as your everyday toaster or will you feel for something that can't feel for you? Oh, you've seen it, you know what it is.
Pirates: Band of Misfits
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Pirate Captain tries to win the Pirate of the Year award. That's it. Is their more quality than there is plot or is there a reason there is no more pirates, except for those in Somalia but let's not talk about that. Let's find out, because it's my job.
Pirate Captain tries to win the Pirate of the Year award. That's it. Is their more quality than there is plot or is there a reason there is no more pirates, except for those in Somalia but let's not talk about that. Let's find out, because it's my job.
Toy Story
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HAPPY 10TH MOVIE REVIEW! Anyway, yea, this is my 10th movie review in case you didn't get the hint, and I'm telling the tale of Toy Story which I don't need to explain because you all know/seen it, plus that's why we have google. So... yea, click it... OR I WILL FIND YOU!
HAPPY 10TH MOVIE REVIEW! Anyway, yea, this is my 10th movie review in case you didn't get the hint, and I'm telling the tale of Toy Story which I don't need to explain because you all know/seen it, plus that's why we have google. So... yea, click it... OR I WILL FIND YOU!
The Great Mouse Detective
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Olivia Dawson's father has been kidnapped by the Evil Ratigan, and the only person she can turn to is Basil, the great mouse detective. Is this film as rich as cheesecake or should you just lay out as much mousetraps as you can?
Olivia Dawson's father has been kidnapped by the Evil Ratigan, and the only person she can turn to is Basil, the great mouse detective. Is this film as rich as cheesecake or should you just lay out as much mousetraps as you can?
Care Bears Movie
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Strange, for a movie about caring, it really makes me want to hurt someone... click the poster to find out why!
Strange, for a movie about caring, it really makes me want to hurt someone... click the poster to find out why!
Cars 2
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Considered Pixar's worst, is this car just underused or did it run out of gas after the first Cars film? Don't ask me, just go to Metacritic! But, if you want to see what I think, go ahead.
Considered Pixar's worst, is this car just underused or did it run out of gas after the first Cars film? Don't ask me, just go to Metacritic! But, if you want to see what I think, go ahead.
Cat's Don't Dance
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Turner Animation's first and last offering. Is it just underrated or should the film be re titled Turner Doesn't Make Films? Let's find out
Turner Animation's first and last offering. Is it just underrated or should the film be re titled Turner Doesn't Make Films? Let's find out
The Adventures of Tintin
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The last animated film of 2011, also motion capture! But will it take the same route of Mars Needs Moms or did Stephen Speilburg's talent sink with the Unicorn? Let's see if this is the real treasure?
The last animated film of 2011, also motion capture! But will it take the same route of Mars Needs Moms or did Stephen Speilburg's talent sink with the Unicorn? Let's see if this is the real treasure?
The Lorax
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The story about what happened to the Barbaloot trees and the mystical creature they call the Lorax. Will it be as green as nature or as dead as the Barbaloots? Let's jump right in.
The story about what happened to the Barbaloot trees and the mystical creature they call the Lorax. Will it be as green as nature or as dead as the Barbaloots? Let's jump right in.
The Secret World of Arrietty
The first animated film of 2012, and will it be as spectacular as other Ghibli films or will this be small in size compared to the others? Let's find out. Now, I heard this is a crossover review, who am I doing it with... Poor Man. Wait, he isn't even a film critic!
A Troll in Central Park
The tale about a troll who can grow plants vansihed from the Kingdom of the Trolls to a place where no flowers can be grown... Central Park? Ok, I'm making a top 5 list for biggest movie errors. Anyway, will Mark be green of envy that he didn't make it or will he get troll'd by the story. Click and find out.
Hoodwinked Too!
Red and the gang are back on a rescue mission to save Hansel and Gretyl from the Witch and the three little pigs. Will Mark's first movie review set off a good start in his non-paid carrer or will he just feel hoodwinked? Find out, what are you waiting for, click the picture or the title, because if this is as bad as everyone says, you're sharing the pain!