Good evenings boys and girls, who wants candy? That wasn't the best opening statement but it's Halloween, so you know what that means. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! It all started with a man named Poor Man, who appears to be defacing a house. Rabbit King saw this and approached him immediately. "Hey, Poor Man. 'Why are you damaging your own house?".
"Oh, you know candy is expensive", explained Poor Man as he threw a roll of toilet paper, "So kids always TP my house. It takes the whole month of November to clean up, so I'm going to TP my house so the other kids can't. It's full proof! I'm a genius!".
"Ok, I won't say anything, so, you ready to steal candy from innocent candy like real men!?", asked Rabbit King.
"Ok, let me get into my costume".
"Good, get into a scary costume to scare the sugar our of those munchkins", said Rabbit King, but minutes passed and Poor Man came in a waffle costume.
"I'm a Waffle Man!", shouted Poor Man.
"You're a waffle but you're not a man", replied Rabbit King, "Now, we're behind schedule!".
"Ok, now I'm going to go and run in a careless and childish fashion", said Poor Man, then as he was running he bumped into a figure. "Hey! Watch where you're.... oh no, AH!".
Poor Man looked up to see a large, horned figure with a pitch fork. "Poor Man, we have been looking for you", said the strange figure.
"Uh, I'm not Poor Man, heh, heh, I'm, uh, Steve", said Poor Man, "Poor Man is over there in my garage, with black and white stripes and a horse like figure. You can take all four of them".
The figure then stood in the light, and it's revealed to be Panda King with a pitch fork and Snake King on his head with devil horns. "Dude, I told your face isn't good for my body", replied Panda King.
"To be fair, no face is good for your body", replied Snake King, "Hey Poor Man, and I wouldn't dress like that if I were you".
"Why not? You jealous?", asked Poor Man.
Then something wet hit his head. So, when he looked up, he saw Panda King in a trance, staring and drooling at him. "I will never be jealous of you waffle man, you are my perfect".
"Oh, I see", replied Poor Man.
"So, why are you here?", asked Rabbit King.
"We come to tell spooky stories", answered Panda King, "A long time ago, during the infamous Salem Witch Trials, they were on a mission to burn every witch on a stick. However, their theory was wrong. There wasn't many witches but one, and that one witch was hidden in the shadows the whole time. She pulled tricks on the villagers, but one day she got too cocky".
Rabbit King then chuckled. "Ha! I get it!".
"Yea, real mature", moaned Snake King, "Now I'll finish this story. There was a group of kids set out to pray for the dead one day, when the witch thought of them as an easy target and leaped out from the shadows, but at the wrong time. At that time the sun rose and turned her into stone! There are many endings to this story, one says that the villagers smashed the statue to many pieces, killing the witch once and for all. Others say that the villagers got greedy and sold the statue for lots of money and tobacco. But, every Halloween night, the statue wakes up, where the witch vows to steal a trick or treating child every year and turn them into stone, in memory of the ones she failed to purse that day. Every year she succeeds, and who knows, you could be next".
"Ok freak show, why are you telling us this fairy tale?", asked Rabbit King.
"Because we were going around for candy to feed Panda King's sugar hunger till Christmas", explained Snake King.
"And papa's gonna get his sugar", replied Panda King.
"When we saw a huge house. We went there, but it appeared to be vacant, till we saw a flash and laughter. So, we decided we can work together to see if this is real", continued Snake King.
"Let's see the list of crimes here", said Rabbit King, "Breaking and entering, violation of privacy, vandalism, possible murder, theft, and so forth. Let's do it!".
Just then thunder struck near by, symbolizing the faults of that decision.