Good evenings boys and girls, who wants candy? That wasn't the best opening statement but it's Halloween, so you know what that means. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! It all started with a man named Poor Man, who appears to be defacing a house. Rabbit King saw this and approached him immediately. "Hey, Poor Man. 'Why are you damaging your own house?".
"Oh, you know candy is expensive", explained Poor Man as he threw a roll of toilet paper, "So kids always TP my house. It takes the whole month of November to clean up, so I'm going to TP my house so the other kids can't. It's full proof! I'm a genius!".
"Ok, I won't say anything, so, you ready to steal candy from innocent candy like real men!?", asked Rabbit King.
"Ok, let me get into my costume".
"Good, get into a scary costume to scare the sugar our of those munchkins", said Rabbit King, but minutes passed and Poor Man came in a waffle costume.
"I'm a Waffle Man!", shouted Poor Man.
"You're a waffle but you're not a man", replied Rabbit King, "Now, we're behind schedule!".
"Ok, now I'm going to go and run in a careless and childish fashion", said Poor Man, then as he was running he bumped into a figure. "Hey! Watch where you're.... oh no, AH!".
Poor Man looked up to see a large, horned figure with a pitch fork. "Poor Man, we have been looking for you", said the strange figure.
"Uh, I'm not Poor Man, heh, heh, I'm, uh, Steve", said Poor Man, "Poor Man is over there in my garage, with black and white stripes and a horse like figure. You can take all four of them".
The figure then stood in the light, and it's revealed to be Panda King with a pitch fork and Snake King on his head with devil horns. "Dude, I told your face isn't good for my body", replied Panda King.
"To be fair, no face is good for your body", replied Snake King, "Hey Poor Man, and I wouldn't dress like that if I were you".
"Why not? You jealous?", asked Poor Man.
Then something wet hit his head. So, when he looked up, he saw Panda King in a trance, staring and drooling at him. "I will never be jealous of you waffle man, you are my perfect".
"Oh, I see", replied Poor Man.
"So, why are you here?", asked Rabbit King.
"We come to tell spooky stories", answered Panda King, "A long time ago, during the infamous Salem Witch Trials, they were on a mission to burn every witch on a stick. However, their theory was wrong. There wasn't many witches but one, and that one witch was hidden in the shadows the whole time. She pulled tricks on the villagers, but one day she got too cocky".
Rabbit King then chuckled. "Ha! I get it!".
"Yea, real mature", moaned Snake King, "Now I'll finish this story. There was a group of kids set out to pray for the dead one day, when the witch thought of them as an easy target and leaped out from the shadows, but at the wrong time. At that time the sun rose and turned her into stone! There are many endings to this story, one says that the villagers smashed the statue to many pieces, killing the witch once and for all. Others say that the villagers got greedy and sold the statue for lots of money and tobacco. But, every Halloween night, the statue wakes up, where the witch vows to steal a trick or treating child every year and turn them into stone, in memory of the ones she failed to purse that day. Every year she succeeds, and who knows, you could be next".
"Ok freak show, why are you telling us this fairy tale?", asked Rabbit King.
"Because we were going around for candy to feed Panda King's sugar hunger till Christmas", explained Snake King.
"And papa's gonna get his sugar", replied Panda King.
"When we saw a huge house. We went there, but it appeared to be vacant, till we saw a flash and laughter. So, we decided we can work together to see if this is real", continued Snake King.
"Let's see the list of crimes here", said Rabbit King, "Breaking and entering, violation of privacy, vandalism, possible murder, theft, and so forth. Let's do it!".
Just then thunder struck near by, symbolizing the faults of that decision.
"This is it", explained Panda King, "And I told you your face doesn't match. We scared away ten people on the way. And it's just across the corner!".
So, the four looked up to see a damaged mansion in a lawn with only dead grass, rusted fences, and creepy statues. "Wow, I think I found my dream home", said Poor Man.
"So, I'm guessing you want to go and knock", replied Rabbit King.
"Sure, what can go wrong", said Poor Man cheerfully.
So, he crawled through the hole in the fence, but as he was walking, the fence around the hole slowly grew and jointed together, closing him in. Poor Man, not noticing, came up to the door and knocked. "Hello! Anyone in there! Trick or Treat!".
Just then thunder struck a tomb stone around the house. "LADY! YOU'RE NIFTY ROCK GOT BARBECUED!".
The door then opened, but it was all in shadows. All that came out was an ugly hand with a piece of candy. "Ah, Trick or Treater, aren't you a little old?".
"No", denied Poor Man, "The others are just really young".
"Here, have a piece of candy Waffle Man", said the hand as it put the candy in Poor Man's hands, "Eat it. It's a melon ball".
"But I don't like melon balls".
"Find, it's a sugar drop", replied the voice, "Eat it".
"Well, my father always said for me to eat candy from strangers, sure".
Just then Rabbit King put the pieces together. "Wait, candy! And wasn't there a hole there... NO!".
Rabbit King then ran into the fence, but realized he couldn't fit through. "Panda King, throw me".
"And how do you know I can't throw you", replied Snake King, "I'm brawn".
"Hurry up and throw me!".
"Ok", said Panda King as he tossed Rabbit King through the fence.
"Poor Man! Don't eat the...".
But, as Poor Man took one bite, thunder struck the roof of the house. "Hm, tastes a little, cursed", said Poor Man as he was chewing, but then he shrugged and ate the rest.
Then, the hand started to laugh. "Fool! You have eaten my curse! Now, when the sun rises of the next day, you will join my family of lifeless stone!".
"Uh, guys! I don't think that Witch story is a fairy tale! SOMEBODY HELP ME!".
All of a sudden a giant witch head made of steam came out of the house and roared. "Ha! Stupid people! But, I will take advantage when I see it. I see you have lots of friends with you".
"I'm just here for the candy", replied Rabbit King, "Now, tell us how to cure it, or I got a bottle of water with YOUR name on it".
"You want to know MY name do you!?", asked the witch head, "Persistent. I guess I won't jolt the wind out of you yet. Instead, as you all slowly go into stone, you will remember my name. Mary!".
"Where is the antidote!?".
"Ah, this generation is always so rude. How about a gamble. If you can get into my house and destroy my true body then you can get the antidote from under my hat. However, if you fail, then all of you will turn into stone".
"Hm, save Poor Man and risk ourselves or leave the sucker hanging", thought Rabbit King, "See ya Poor Man, don't let any birds poop on you during your life as a lawn ornament".
"Hold up...", said the witch, then all of a sudden a giant brick wall rose around the fence, trapping Panda King and Snake King, then the metal fence sank to the ground, "You must at least try".
"Fine!", shouted Rabbit King, "Panda King! Throw me through the window!".
"Ok, if I have to throw everything around here", mumbled Panda King, but as he tossed Rabbit King through the window, he fell out.
"What happened!?", asked Snake King.
"Seriously!", cried Rabbit King, "Who puts a wall right behind a window!?".
Just then the head popped up again. "It was popular in the Colonial Times!".
Then, as the head disappeared, Poor Man started crying. "Dude, what's with the water works!?", asked Snake King.
"I don't want to turn into stone!", shouted Poor Man, "I just finished my diet, I don't want to gain it all back!".
"Shut up! We're all getting in there!", shouted Rabbit King, "There can't be walls behind all the windows, Panda King, come with me!".
5 hours later, Panda King carried a crippled Rabbit King to the front yard. "Yep, she has walls around all the windows", informed Rabbit King, "Mother, is that you?".
Rabbit King then passed out. "WAKE UP! COME ON!", shouted Poor Man.
"Ok! Ok! Sorry, you try being hurled though glass and to hit cement 30 miles per hour!", replied Rabbit King.
"Oh, I did", said Poor Man.
"Ok...", muttered Rabbit King, "I got an idea. Hey, Witch! Dare to let out your steam again!?".
The head then popped up. "Giving up?", asked the witch.
"No, just wanted to compare your ugly face to Poor Man's ugly face".
"HEY!", shouted the witch.
"Thank You", said Poor Man at the same time.
"Now, I'm going to go, and apply some make up", stormed the witch, "You never tell an ugly she looks like THAT!".
"Thank you", repeated Poor Man.
So, as the head was leaving, Rabbit King was following where the smoke was coming from, then he noticed a hole in the wall. "Bingo", said Rabbit King, "Snake King, come here! I got a plan!".
The whole time was forcing Snake King through the hole. "Boy Snake King, you gained some belly!", shouted Panda King.
"Ok, I'm sorry, hey, maybe you can come and slip through, how does that sound!?".
"Guys! I'm going to ram into him", said Rabbit King, "A 1...., 2....".
Rabbit King then charged into Snake King, busting him through the wall. "Who counts to two!?".
"Me, now you were supposed to open the door from the inside but now we got a hole to fit us all, come on!"
So, the group came in and looked for the witch. "Ok, Panda King and Snake King, look for a faucet, and me and Poor Man will look for the witch".
Just then a jolt of electricity shocked Poor Man. "Ow! Found him!".
"Should've just left your little friend", said the witch, "Now, I will introduce you to your new family".
The group then looked left to see a bunch of statues. "Step out of the shadows you little coward, show us your true face!", challenged Rabbit King.
The witch then came out of the shadows. "In second thought, go back. Ew", said Rabbit King.
"Eh heh heh heh, should've stayed in Kansas!", shouted the witch, "Now feel the wrath of Mary!".
"Kansas? Mary?", asked Poor Man, "Guys, I can't see the moon! It's almost time!".
"Well, Witch, ready for an epic duel", said Rabbit King.
"Bring it on, rabbit stew", replied the witch.
"Well, too bad! Panda King, Snake King, do the cop out!".
Panda King then hopped on the faucet, breaking it and flooding the house. "NO! PLEASE, NO! YOU FOOLS! YOU FOOLS!".
The water then hit the witch, and she started to spark, steam, and sizzle. "Wait, she isn't melting", said Rabbit King.
"But she sure isn't working", replied Snake King.
"YOU FOOLS! NNNOOOOOOO!".
Then her head popped out and broke into pieces right below their feet. Panda King looked inside the body, and saw nothing but wires. "Guys, check this out!".
"No, I'm good", replied Poor Man.
Snake King then kicked the body. "Hey, this is a robot!".
"YYYEEEEESSSSSS IT IS!", shouted a voice.
Then a man came out from a room with a camera crew. "Con graduations fellow idiots! You got PRANKED!".
"What is this!?", demanded Rabbit King.
"Hey, it's the host of that new prank show, Pranked", explained Poor Man, "Ah, I love that show. Yea, now, who are the idiots you pranked this time?".
"Yes, what do you have to say rabbit?", asked the host.
Rabbit King then stomped on the host's foot. "That didn't hurt at all!", shouted the host, "Ow".
"Wait, but what about these statues?", asked Snake King.
"Bought in Walmart for $39.99", answered the host, "Walmart. Go to there today for your shopping needs".
"And the moving fences and walls?", asked Poor Man.
"Animatronics", replied the host, "Animatronics bought to you by...".
"SHUT UP!", shouted Rabbit King, "Come on guys! We had enough with these jerks!".
"Come on, can't you take a joke?", asked the host.
"I spent the last 5 hours getting beat to a pulp!", shouted Rabbit King, "I think I broke an ankle bone! I'm done!".
"I'm sorry, here, take this handshake as a sign of apology".
But, when Rabbit King reached out, he got shocked. "Hand-buzzer. You got DOUBLE PRANKED!".
So, after beating up the entire crew of the show, most likely putting it on permanent hiatus, the crew went around town. "Thanks to that stupid show we wasted our entire Halloween", complained Poor Man.
"But, maybe it isn't about that", said Panda King, "Maybe Halloween is more about appreciating those around you and taking up roles you would have never have taken on before, like Rabbit King, you went out of your way to help Poor Man, would you have done that today?".
"Thank you", replied Poor Man, "And what about me?".
"Oh no, you were as annoying as always", answered Panda King, "But Snake King, you went a whole day without calling me a bad word because you were focused on Poor Man, would you have done that before?".
"Shut up you...".
"I thought not", interrupted Panda King, "I think they taught us a lesson here, now let us go and frolic through the flowers!".
The group then sighed. "Want to find some left over take one candy bowls and steal them?", asked Rabbit King.
"LET'S DO IT!", the group shouted as they ran around the town, with