In the Power Island prison, the General was questioning the insane. First was Ratnik. "OK, RATNIK, WHY ARE YOU HERE?".
"Someone accused me of stocking them", answered Ratnik.
"WHO DID THAT?", asked the General.
"My mother", said Ratnik, "I love butter, do you have any orange shell?".
"GET OUT OF MY FACE!", shouted the General.
After that disturbing first confrontation, we get our second victim. Rocky the rock! "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?".
Silence. "I SAID, WHAT'S YOUR NAME!?".
Still silence. "WHEN I ASK A QUESTION YOU BEST ANSWER IT SOILDER! DON'T YOU PLAY MIND GAMES WITH ME, IT WON'T WORK! I'M TOO SMART FOR THIS!".
Rocky still never said a word. "GET THIS CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OUT OF MY HEAD! AHHHHHH!".
The General snapped and jumped out of a window. "OW!", cried the General, "I USE AGRESSION TO MAX MY INSECURITIES!".
So, the General is now questioning the last prisoner. "OK, NAME!".
"Chicken", answered Chicken.
"What do you think?".
"OK, SASSY AARDVARK!", shouted the General, "WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?".
"Oh, tried to blow up Poor Man's home, nothing bad", said Chicken.
"WOW, YOU ARE CRAZY! HOW DID YOU GET TO THIS LEVEL?", asked the General, "ARE YOU DRUNK?".
"No, I am not? Are you, you're talking to a hyper intellegent chicken", snapped Chicken, "Anyway, it all started a long time ago. Even before I was even born".
So, a long time ago, in an old farm at Kentucky. A couple, Ron the Rooster and Heather the Hen are awaiting a child. They hid an egg in the bushes so the farmers don't make an omelet out of him. Finally, the couple witnessed the egg hatch. But, when the baby was revealed, Ron wasn't pleased. He just walked away, and came back a few minutes later with a baseball bat. But, Heather stopped Ron before it was too late. "What are you doing!?", shouted Heather, "It's our child! You can't kill it!".
"Why not? I'm perfectly ok with making another one!", said Ron.
Heather then snatched the bag and and smacked Ron with it. "Sorry, wrong choice of words".
"Give him a chance", ordered Heather.
"Ok, fine, I'll give him a chance", said Ron, "I will".
But, he was not a rooster of his word. That night, he put the baby chicken inside a basket and snuck towards a bridge with a storming river. Then, he dropped it. He flowed and flowed and flowed from the Missisipi River. He flowed all the way around Texas, when he was picked up by a grocery store owner. "Aw, it's a little chicken".
"Mommy", said Chicken, "Mom... you're not my mommy. Where's my mommy?".
"Hm, let me take you home little orphan and put you out of your misery", said the Grocery Store.
So, he took Chicken to the store, but Chicken, being extremely intellegent for his age of 3 days, knew something was wrong with all of the blades and the cooked chicken hung on the walls. The owner then drew out a blade and said, "Be right back, I'll get to you next".
So, the owner came, and through the shadows of the window, Chicken saw the shadow of the owner raise the kinfe, and swipe it down. Chicken freaked out and ran away right before the owner came back. "Here you go, I got you half a banana, a growning bird needs his fruits. Hey, where'd you go?".
Chicken ran away, trying to get as faw away from this mad man as possible, but he kept running into creatures just like him. Then he noticed a giant duck on the water, about to go away from this bad land. So, he sprinted towards it and jumped inside, landing into a box of rubber chickens. "Whew, that was close, I almost, OH MY GOODNESS I'M IN A BOX OF DEAD CHICKENS!".
Chicken got away and climbed abord on the hallway of the giant metal duck, but then he saw more of these horrible creatures! "HELP! MORE OF THEM!".
"Aw, a chicken climbed up aboard, let's get you to a safe home", said a man.
"NO!", shouted Chicken, "GET AWAY FROM ME!".
"Dont' worry buddy, we just want to help you".
The man then reached his hand towards Chicken, but Chicken panicked and bit his hand. "OW! I GOT BIT BY A CHICKEN! I GOT BIT BY A CHICKEN!".
Another man (the captain) then grabbed Chicken. "Nobody bites my passengers but me", said the captain, "Oh shoot, I just gave away my secret and dark past time. Just for that we're shipping you to China, graveyard of chickens!".
"HELP! HELP!", cried Chicken while the captain hurled him into a cage.
So, for days Chicken sat in there, only feeding off of mush and sandwiches. "What's in this?", asked Chicken.
"I would say chicken", answered the captain, "But don't be scared, it's most likely artificial, the bread is artificial startch".
So, Chicken was stuck with his mystery meat, but then he noticed a slim wishbone. "Wishbone... I KNEW THIS WAS CHICKEN!", shouted Chicken, "Wait...".
Chicken then tore the wishbone in half and picked the lock. Then, it opened, and Chicken was free. So, he snuck around and stole a lifeboat. "Yay! I'm in the middle of the ocean without a plan for survival!", cheeredChicken, "Oh, wait. Dang".
Chicken sat there, waiting for land. And minutes turned into hours. And hours turned into days. And days turned into, well, more days. Chicken, who survived off of the provided emergency kit, finally reached land. "An island! Maybe I'll find some food and fellow chicken".
So, the young chicken walked around the jungles, and soon he found a city. "Hey, a chicken", said a guy.
"It's a chicken!".
"Why is that chicken walking in the street!?".
Chicken was annoyed. He knows he's a chicken, why are they keep calling him that? Maybe, everybody is calling him that because it's his name. Yea, that makes sence, they didn't call him anything else. Well, besides egg head and idiot. Yea, he'll do that, for now on his name is Chicken!
"Hi everybody! My name is Chicken!", he shouted.
"OH MY GOD IT TALKS!".
A tranquilizer dart then flew right into Chicken's rear end, then things went black.