"Sharky! I fell in a well again!", shouted Poor Man.
"Ugh", moaned Sharky.
The Next Day. "Sharky! The house is on fire!".
"Ugh", moaned Sharky.
The Next Day. "Sharky! The toilet is clogged up".
"WHAT! REALLY!?", shouted Sharky, "Elephant, can you get that?".
"Ok Sharky", said Elephant, "Oh, whoops. Sharky, I'm stuck in a well again!".
Yep, Sharky's life is pretty busy. Maybe it's about time he got a break. Well, I wouldn't call it that, but Sharky was on a regular day. He just finished hauling Poor Man and Elephant out of the well. "Really! I didn't even know we had a well!", shouted Sharky, "Well, here we go, now I'm going to go outside to cuss".
"Have fun", said Poor Man, "Hey, Elephant, want to know what Sharky did at that christmas party?".
Sharky stormed outside. "God! I hate my life! Last week I got attacked by every member of the bird family, and now I'm learning we got a well in the attic! What's next, me getting kidnapped by a bunch of bats!".
And, speak of the devil, a swarm of bats came and shoved Sharky in a bag, flying away. The bats flew across the island right to a cave. The bats set down the bag, and Sharky slid out. "AH!", shouted Sharky, "Can I ever get a break!".
"The future is not your problem", said a voice, "It is how you deal with the present time that got you into this, misfortunate situation".
Then, from the shadows, came The Masked Shadow himself. "Hey you! You kidnapped us and attempted to throw Poor Man into the sun!", shouted Sharky, "I got a bone to pick off of you!".
"Anger gets you nowhere", said the Masked Shadow, then in a blink of the eye, he was behind Sharky and knocked him down, "Only failure, and what does that give you. More anger".
"Let me go, you Masked Creeper!".
"You landed a giant christmas candy on me! I think we are even, don't you?".
"Look, tell your little vampires to fly me back home, I got a job to do".
"And I can get someone to do that job".
Sharky looked back. "What do you mean?".
"I can give you a replacement, and he will guide Poor Man and teach him the differences of right or wrong".
The Masked Shadow then opened a cage, and out came another version of Sharky. Except his skin tone is darker, and he has red eyes. "Wow, amazing what you find in Craig's list", said Sharky, "Look, I'm going home. My programs are on tonight".
"Suit yourself", said The Masked Shadow, "Darky, get him. But be warned, I want him alive".
"Yes SIR!", shouted Darky, "I WILL get YOU Sharky, and I will MAKE Poor Man do MY master's BIDDINGS!".
"Say it, don't spray it", said sharky.
"I can SPRAY and not SAY whatever I WANT!".
"What are you going to do to me, you're pretty much me".
Darky then tossed a rock in the sky and broke it into pieces with his head. "That's going to be your SKULL!".
"I don't have a skull, but that cage does look pretty cozy".
Sharky then ran inside the cage and closed the gate. "Remember, Poor Man is allergic to mushrooms!".
"I'll FEED him MUSHROOMS!", said Darky, "I'm ON my WAY!".
Darky then ran out of the cave, but shortly came walking back. "I NEED a RIDE!".
Darky reached Poor Man's house. Darky, before entering, stared at a rock, causing it to burst into pieces. Darky then knocked on the door, and Poor Man answered, soaking wet and with huge glasses. "Ugh, where were you Sharky! I had to get myself out of my own well! You are in trouble mister!".
"I'm COMING in!".
"Yea, sure ok, you do that", muttered Poor Man, "We will talk about your punishment later!".
"SHUT UP!", shotued Darky, "I'm in CHARGE NOW!".
"Wow, grumpy", said Poor Man, "Look, be easy on me ok, I got an injury at work, and now I have to wear these huge glasses. So, everything I see looks like a fun house mirror".
Elephant then came downstairs. "Hey Shawky, how you doing?".
"Get LOST!", shouted Darky, "Stay OUT of my WAY!".
"Shawky, you have to say please", replied Elephant, "And what did I tell you about saying it now spraying it".
"I can SAY and SPRAY, oh, I mean I can SPRAY and not SAY, I mean", mumbled Darky, "Forget it, I can DO whatever I WANT!".
"Shawky, that's disgusting, I need to sanitize my face".
"Guys, stop it, I'm tired, I just climbed out of a well, I need to sit down and nuke some popcorn if you will".
"NUKE the ELEPHANT!", shouted Darky.
"What!?", shouted Elephant, "Poor Man, please don't nuke me!".
"I'm not going to nuke Elephant Sharky, I'm going to eat some popcorn if you don't mind in peace!".
"EAT the ELEPHANT!".
"Sharky!", shouted Poor Man.
"C'mon, YOU'LL have PEACE!", shouted Darky, "MANY pieces! Of ELEPHANT!".
"Sharky, I'm not going to eat Elephant yet, ok!", said Poor Man.
"Yea!", shouted Elephant, "Wait... what did you say?".
"You're a COWARD!".
"Ok, Sharky, I'm tired, just let me watch movies I legally shouldn't be watching without a licence, ok?".
"Poor Man, as your guardian angel, I say you shouldn't watch illegal movies!", said Elephant, "And Sharky would agree, right Sharky?".
"EAT the ELEPHANT!".
"Fine! I'll go watch My Little Pony or something, you know, like a creep!", shouted Poor Man, "My god, you two are on my nerves today!".
Poor Man left, so Elephant said to Darky, "Sharky, you're being awfully wierd today. You can tell me, did you eat that chocolate yogurt Poor Man made. Because, that doesn't look too healthy".
"Look, YOU may be safe when POOR Man is HERE!", shouted Darky, "But we're ALL alone NOW!".
Elephant started backing up. "Sharky, you don't seem like yourself".
"GAME over ELEPHANT!".
At the cave, Sharky is having trouble getting out. "Dang it, this thing is locked shut. Of course, that's the whole purpose of a cage".
Sharky punched the bars. "Wait, if I can't force my way out, maybe there's some other way. Let's see, is there anything I can reach. There's a piece of glass in arm's length, by the looks of the sun it's 3:00. The owls swarm at night so it'll be too late to get their help. I got to look at my surroundings".
Sharky looked around the cave. "Flint ground, I can't break through there, and the bars are metal, but the roof seems slim".
Sharky thought it out, then he got a plan. He pulled out one of his teeth and poked a slightly slanted hole inside the ground. Then he stuck the piece of glass inside the hole, putting it in a seventy degree angle. The sunlight then struck the piece of glass, bouncing the light to a giant piece of crystal sticking on the roof, which sent a beam of light on the roof, slowly burning it. "It's working, and I should be able to get out of here in... 6 hours. Should've went with the owl", muttered Sharky, "Well, I'll be here for a while. Hm, the wheels on the bus goes round and round, round and round, round and round".
Meanwhile at the house, Poor Man was watching his movie. "C'mon Twilight Sparkle, beat that Nightmare Moon to a pulp!".
Elephant then ran inside the room with Darky shortly following him. "Poor Man! Help me! He's insane!".
"Whoa guys, break it up!", shouted Poor Man, "Sit down and watch the power of friendship!".
"You're a HISSY!", shouted Darky.
"Sharky, I don't care for your attitude".
"I don't CARE for you FACE!".
"Sharky, what does my face have to do with your attitude?".
"Your MOM has something to do WITH my ATTITUDE!", shouted Darky, "Who's that outside!?".
"Oh, that's the Zebra Gangsters remember? They stole you one time. Stay away from them".
"They look DELICIOUS!", shouted Darky.
"Look, I'm not going anywhere near these guys, you understand?".
"EAT the ZEBRAS!".
"Look, my eyes got attacked today, I just want to go to bed so I can throw these stupid glasses to the garbage!".
Poor Man tried to lay on the bed, but missed it and fell to the ground. Elephant helped him up and Poor Man lay on the bed. "Thanks Elephant".
"EAT the ELEPHANT!", shouted Darky.
"I'll SHOW you HISSY!".
Darky then punched Poor Man in the face, and Poor Man went right to sleep. "Sharky, that's not nice", said Elephant.
Darky then punched Elephant in the face and ran outside the house. Darky rode a crow all the way to the Masked Shadow's lair. "MASTER!", shouted Darky, "My mission HAS FAILED!".
"Yes, and my prisoner seemed to have escaped too", said The Masked Shadow, "Well, do you have any excuse for me not to destroy you immediately?".
"Darky, before you go to any mission you must learn the art of saying it and not spraying it".
"I GOT a brand of that ELEPHANT HAIR!", shouted Darky, "I'M not EVENLY MATHCED! But I can be!".
"I like how you think, I will get started. But, I will make sure that this creation doesn't fail me".
"But SURELY! I must FIND and KILL the SHARK!", explained Darky, "Y!".
"No, let him live his pathetic life for now", said The Masked Shadow, "It'll make things for depressing for them once I give Poor Man the head of his little friends! And my new friend will be the key".
The Masked Shadow then put the brand of hair in a jar and put it inside a contraption. Then, a bolt of lightning zapped it, and from the echoes, came a faint sound of laughter.
Meanwhile, Sharky found his way home and went inside Poor Man's bedroom, when the two finally woke up. "Hey, guys! Thank goodness you're awake! You won't believe what I just ran into!".
But Elephant wouldn't have any of it. Elephant pounced Sharky and started beating the life out of him. "THAT'LL TEACH YOU MR. RUDEY PANTS! TAKE THAT!", shotued Elephant, "PUT ME IN A MICROWAVE WILL YOU, YOU, YOU OVERGROWN GOLDFISH!".
"POOR MAN! HELP ME!", cried Sharky.
"No way Sharky, I'm going to sit down and enjoy this moment", said Poor Man, "Looks rough. I'm not even going to help, no sir. Should've got my camera".