It's time to clear the attic! It's April, time for Spring Cleaning! Poor Man loves Spring Cleaning, well, more than Auttum Cleaning, I'll tell you that. But, he found one thing he thought he'd never find, his scrapbook.
"Hey look, my box containing all of my memories worth remembering!", noted Poor Man, but when he pulled out the box, all he pulled out was a notebook smaller than the palm of your hand, "Well, why you look at that, my birth certificate!".
But, all what was there was writing that said, 'Poor Man, he's my son, oh my god a unicorn!'.
"Yea", noted Poor Man, "Dad was drunk that time, but it could've been worse, he named my perfect older brother Richard, ha! Poor fellow!".
So, he flipped the page, and pulled out an old green crumb. "Aw, the leftovers of my first ever waffle!", adored Poor Man, "Time to relive the memory!".
He then tossed the crumb inside his mouth and continued browsing the scrap, uh, pad. "Hey, there's that time when I tried to recreate April Fools in December!".
He then took out the hospital bill from the notebook. "Ah, I remember it like it was just 4 months ago".
So, 4 months ago, Poor Man was moaping around in his living room, depressed that there is no so called holidays in December (Cough cough, Christmas, kwanzaa, etc.). Then, he suddenly lit up. "I know, I'll recreate April Fools in December! This plan won't backfire at all!".
So, he went from door to door spreading December Fools, but it always ended something like this.
Rabbit King opened his door to see Poor Man. "I got December Fools planned today! Get your sticky stuff!".
"Just like Spoiled Turnips Day", noted Rabbit King, "I'm good".
"Have it your way, you'll be left out in the next crave, December!", shouted poor Man as he ran off screaming, but when Rabbit King closed the door, he was in sweat and panic.
"Oh no, April Fools is Poor Man's favorite holiday!", shouted Rabbit King, "Well, besdies National Mackeral Appreciation Day, I still have that post card, he always takes April Fools Day too far, no, I got to stop December Fools before it's too late!".
But, the door was still open, and there, was an easdropping Panda King. "Interesting", noted Panda King, "Maybe I should stay out of this as a friend, but, then again, if I don't it will be boring".
Meanwhile, Poor Man was continuing his rounds, and though it mosly went like how it was above, there was one house Poor Man wished he forgot. He was trying his neighbor, well, his other neighbor, not the ones who throw pary all night and throw beer bottles at his dog. No, this one is, well, compareable. Poor Man knocked on the door, and unleahsed was the terror that was Ritnid Gutton. By the way, he's from a country I made up, dont' get the impression that he's a stereotypical indian, I don't want you to hate me so I had to make that change.
"Hello Poor Man", said Ritnid, "Look you like to come into my house and touch my cury?".
"Wait, you jsut moved in 3 days ago, how come you know my name?", asked Poor Man.
"Oh, I've seen you in a Beware sign at the teacher's lounge in some school I was randomly wandering around", explained Ritnid, "Look you like to meet my pet, Bacon?".
Then, a pig then walked out of the house. "He's a pheonix", said Ritnid.
Just then the pig growled and attacked Poor Man. "Ow get your pig...".
"Phonix", corrected Ritnid.
"Abomination off of me, he's clawing places I didn't even know I had!", called out Poor Man.
Ritnid then took Bacon off of Poor Man. "You look sparkly at noon", noted Ritnid.
Poor Man then closed the door and ran away, and that was the horror of Ritnid Gutton... creepy. So, Poor Man sat in his room, thinking of how people will create a December Fools, when he decided to do something. "I'll prank everyone in the town so they'll loosen up and have fun!", shouted Poor Man, "Mele, Chomper, bake the cream pies!".
Just then a pie came flying towards Poor Man face. "Good start!", shouted Poor Man, "But, next time put cream inside, not metal!".
The next day, Poor Man entered his garage, to see the Zebra Gansters, who started living in his garage ever since their lot got destroyed and replaced by a sparkle factory. So, he entered, then suddenly the zebra gansgers jumped him and held him at gun point. "What are you doing here!?", demanded the Chief.
"Well, this is my garage, and second, I need to use your stuff to bring a new age of humanity in our community, and you, my frienemies, has the priviledge to be a part of this wonderful new gold in life, and you can proudly say, I helped make your life better!".
"Get out of here", replied the Chief.
"I'll give you 5 carrots and a breadstick", said Poor Man.
"Take what you need", confirmed the Chief, "But, if we don't get our stuff back with those carrots and breadstick, things will get ugly".
"More ugly then your donkey faces?", asked Poor Man.
5 minutes later, Poor Man walked in his house with a black eye saying, "I need to learn to shut my trap, now for some pranking, heh heh heh".
Snake King was working on mixing chemicals to create a youth potion. "Ok, critical, I need to act quick, all I need is baking soda and it'll be complete", plotted Snake King, but when he poured the powder inside the chemical, it started to fizz, "Oh my goose! This isn't baking soda, this is flour, who is responcible for, the chemical is glowing red and I should get out of here".
Then, Snake King ran out of his house, and right when he left the enire lab burst into smoldering inferno. "This!", shouted Snake King, completing his sentence.
Meanwhile, Rabbit King was punching a dummy. "Man, I love practicing hurting people!", shouted Rabbit King, "Now to draw Poor Man's face on it".
Just then, a gaint carrot burst through the floor, ripping the dummy to shreds. "My dummy, all my punches, destroyed", muttered a distraught Rabbit King on his knees, "It's been my royal pain since I was a little rabbit, I've punched him through high school, I punched him through college, I punched him at Anger Management class, I punched him getting kicked out of Anger Management class, and he's dead, it shoud've been me!".
Rabbit King then started sobbing, as he started cutting and eating the giant carrot. During this, Panda King was just walking around the park, thinking what he should do for his plot point, avoiding every trap. Poor Man then emerged from the bush, shrugged, and conitnued down.
Meanwhile,angered by his immature pranking, the townspeople held a conference on how to stop Poor Man once and for all. "We could beat him with a bat?".
"Hey, I second that".
"We could crush him with a piano".
"We could roast him with inferno".
"We need to scar him for all of time".
"What's up with all these rhymes!?", shouted Rabbit King, "Look, here's the plan! We ship a prank to the prince of Trebleville, who is a master of pranks, and will want to get him back with the granddaddy of all pranks!".
"Now that bunny is cool".
"Let's put on the show!".
"SHUT UP!", shouted Rabbit King.
But, they didn't realize that they shipped it to the wrong person. The prince is an easy going guy, but the Queen of Trebleville, is one of the coldest people you will ever find. And that happens to be the person they sent the prank too. She opened the present, only to be smacked by a coffee mug which, inscribed, said "Ha, got you sucker, would you like some water to treat that burn - Poor Man".
"I HATE THIS SO-CALLED POOR MAN!", ranted the Queen, "I WANT TO BRING HIM TO MY CASTLE AND CHOP HIS HEAD OFF MYSELF! JUST LIKE I DID WITH MY THIRD BROTHER, MOTHER, AND MY PET PUPPY!".
So, she hopped on her hot air balloon and flew towards Power Island, meanwhile, Poor Man is determined to prank Panda King so he can say he pranked everybody. But, they each ended in misery. Looks like he found his plot point. Poor Man set up a trap by digging a hole and then laying a picnic blanket over it so it'll look like it's safe. So, he awaited Panda King to walk by, but instead his boss came and fell in the hole. "Oh my goodness sir, let me help you up!", shouted Poor Man as he treid to pull his boss up, but instead he fell down.
Then, a bunch of people fell till Panda King came, but he just walked past the hole, because there was so many people that the hole was filled! "Hm, they really should fix this sidewalk, it's kind of lumpy", noted Panda King.
So, eventually everybody climbed out, but Poor Man still is determined to prank Panda King, right before a hot air balloon fell in his path, and out came the Queen. "Oh, your majesty, nice to meet you", greeted Poor Man as he shook hands with her, but the Queen got shocked, "Oh, forgive me, I just put on my shock buzzer".
Just then the Queen drew a sword and barely missed Poor Man when she swung it. "Wow, somebody can't take a joke", mumbled Poor Man, "And careful with that, somebody could get hurt".
Then, the Queen drew another sword and started swinging everywhere. "I'm starting to think you're trying to hit me!", shouted Poor Man, "HELP!".
Rabbit King watched from a far, and panicked. "Shoot! Wrong person!", shouted Rabbit King, "I got an idea! Snake King! You have the phone!?".
Poor Man ran through the city from the crazy queen, when he ran in the Sprinkle Factory. He then tripped in a big bucket of sprinkles. "Help! I'm drowning!", cried Poor Man, but then he stood up and realzed the giant bucket was only 4 feet tall, "Never mind! I'm good!".
But, then the queen approached and drew her sword. Poor Man tried running, but then he realized it was Glitter glue, and it just dried! "Uh Oh", said Poor Man.
"It's a pity that your days end in a bucket of glitter glue", mocked the Queen.
"So, that means you won't make me into a Shiska poor?", asked Poor Man.
"Oh heaven's no", answered the Queen.
"Eh, worth a try", replied Poor Man, "Does execution hurt?".
"With the light of the sun and blaze of fire, I shall did you your death, with this sword being the system of your death!", shouted the Queen.
"Somebody's on their p...".
"Silence fool!", snapped the Queen.
"What, I was going to say peppy rush", explained Poor Man, "Cranky".
"Why are you still alive!?", shouted the Queen, but when she drew her sword, her sword started flating along with her, and she got trapped in a magnet in a bag, in Santa's flying sleigh?
"Ho, ho, ho, merry christmas, see you in 12 days! Or maybe not! I get paid either way!", called out Santa as he left through the window.
"Wow, Santa came and saved me from a pcycotic queen", reviewed Poor Man, "What a nice guy, they should make a holiday for him".
Just then Rabbit King came with a blow torch. "Looks like he came just in time, where does Snake King find these addresses anyway?", wondered Rabbit King, "This blowtorch should get you out of your sparkly prison".
So, hours passed, and Poor man is freed. "Wow, got in a close one with the Queen am I right?", asked Rabbit King.
"Yea", replied Poor Man.
"So, you promise to stop pranking people when it's not April Fools?", asked Rabbit King.
"Yea, let's shake on it", said Poor Man, but when they shook, Rabbit King got shcoked.
"Ha!", shouted Poor Man, "Shock buzzer! I'll never stop! December Fools still lives on sucker!".
Just then, he heard snapping, then the Zebra Gangsters came angry. "You didn't hold your end of the bargain", reminded the chief, "Now things get ugly!".
Then, they got a hold of Poor Man and dragged him in a closet. "Ha! December Fools!", shouted Rabbit King, "December Fools dies now sucker!".
So, the memory is over, and Poor Man set down his notebook. "Ah, mixed times", said Poor Man, "Back to the community service".
Then he walked out of the house, put a collar around his neck, and started pulling a charriot with the zebra gangsters on it. "Mush Poor Man, mush!", ordered the Chief, "Ha ha, he's not very smart is he.