Elephant's Philosophy 3

     Yea, the title lied. I'm Sharky and Elephant is currently in my stomach right now, so due to his recent digestion I decided to take over. Oh, I love it. Now, just think of me as old pal Elephant ok, ok, good. 

1. Why am I so stupid?
2. Why am I so smelly?
3. Why is Sharky so handsome and smart?
4. Are eggs just chicken poop
5. Again, why am I so stupid? My brain is too small to figure that out
6. Would a jelly fish like or dislike a peanut butter fish
7. How many eggs does Sharky eat, because muscles like that don't just come naturally. I mean, hoo-ha! (Oh shoot, I eat 3-5 doses of chicken poop a week!)
8. Is West actually East and is North actually South? 
9. Why does my butt have it's own zip code?
10. How does Sharky survive a trip to the dentist with all these teeth! (The real question is how does the dentist survive a trip with me)
11. Why does Poor Man give all the credit to me even though I don't deserve it.
12. Is the new PC just a complete rip-off of Apple? Wait, that's too smart for me, duh, I got a simese twin sticking out of my butt
13. In case you didn't like this and you want to insult my ugly face, please send your attention to this e-mail www.poormantherulerofallmen@I RULE!.com. Be sure to put in a lot of cussing, swearing, insults and death threats. Also, double check to put Poor Man in my name and make sure you mention buddy, Elephant, sent you. (Yea, I'm getting his dessert tonight!)

      That was fun, now, go, get off the computer and get a life you stupid waste of life! Oh shoot, he isn't settling too well in there, I think I'm going to throw..... AAAHHHHHH!
fj iijo
      I'm sowwy, wait, HEY! WHAT IS THIS! Why am I so stupid? Why am I so smelly? Just for the record, I know why I'm so stupid and I have it written down in stone why I'm so smelly! And, hey, don't you go and publish this Sharky!
       Fine, this will never hit the internet
      You promise
      I promise
     Pinkie Swear?
     You have no fingers
     Oh yea, good, glad we had this talk, now I'm going to leave this room unsuspecting and leave you to do whatever you want, bye.