Rabbit King, Snake King, and Panda King were in a jail cell with Kid. Panda King was in a tutu, Snake King was overweight and eating a twinkie, and Rabbit King is rambling on. "Five! That's it, he took it too far, this is the last straw!", complained Rabbit King, "When I get my paws on him I'm going to put his badge where his nose used to be!".
"So, you're a tough guy aren't you!", said Poor Man in a police uniform, "Well, if you can't do the time don't do the crime, now if you excuse me I'm going to put my badge in my pocket".
"What crime!?", asked Kid, "You're taking things too far, you're only a hall monitor!".
"With power!", shouted Poor Man, "I'm in charge here and around my halls my people are going to be in order! Now if you excuse me, I got a donut care package to attend to!".
So, when Poor Man left, Rabbit King suddenly got an idea. He pulled out a whisk with a happy face drawn on it and started beating the hinges with it. "Oh, how did it come to this?", Kid asked himself, "And to think it started as a regular school day".
So, as you can see, they're in a jam. But, maybe I should rewind it to the start. So, there was a rock band with clowns and, wait, I need to rewind it more. Perhaps, back to the morning.
Poor Man was at school, when his teacher, Mr. Pocker, is announcing the next hall monitor. "Let's see here, Kid, taken, Bill, taken, Henry, to save lives I'll just say he's taken, all what's left is, oh no, Poor Man!".
Poor Man then woke up in the sound of his name and shouted, "I wasn't sleeping, I was just napping!".
"Uh, Poor Man, you don't want to take in the pressure of being hall monitor, do you?", asked Mr. Pocker, "It's a lot of responcibility to balance order, dicipline, and freedom equally and you're".
"So, I'm not good enough to be hall monitor?", asked Poor Man in a gloomy manner, "I understand, my mother said the same thing. 'You're not good enough to be hall monitor'. You're right mother, now leave me alone!".
"Poor Man, are you crying?", asked Mr. Pocker.
"No, I'm just sweating through my eyes", replied Poor Man, "I'm a failiure! I'll just stick to sitting in my room nitting socks all day!
"Ok", said Mr. Pocker nonchalantly, "I'll give it to Kid tomorrow, class dismissed for first period".
But, Poor Man wasn't done yet. Mr. Pocker was headed towards the car, when Poor Man was in the back seat. "Is it ok if I hitch a ride! I'm too much of a failiure to drive!".
Mr. Pocker then threw him out of the car. Mr. Pocker was headed towards the bathroom, but when he closed the door and turned on the lights, there was a scream, then Mr. Pocker dragged Poor Man out of there and closed the door in front of him. "Actually, I'd give it 20 minutes first!", shouted Poor Man, "You should really check that due date of that milk in the fridge!".
Mr. Pocker had a long day, so he decided to go to bed before dinner! But, when he clapped his hands the automatically turn off the lights, he heard someone say, "Hey, can you stop squirming, i'm trying to sleep here"l.
A frightened Mr. Pocker clapped his hands to turn on the lights to find Poor Man in his bed. "As I was saying, I need confort".
"Ok, fine, you can be hall monitor, just please, get out of my house!", shouted Mr. Pocker, "What's the worst that can happen anyway?".
Well, we all know the answer to that question but let's move on. So, Poor Man came to school in a police uniform, a badge, a billy club, stuff he's not aurthorized to carry, and everything? When Kid noticed hsi new get up , he asked, "Hey, Poor Man? Where did you get that? All they give you is a note pad and a broken pencil. Where did you even find that badge?".
"That's classified citizent", said Poor Man as he put on a pair of sunglasses, "All I can tell you is that you shouldn't get your fingerprints on that. Nasty".
Then Poor Man wrote a ticket and gave it to Kid. "Going above maximum speed limit in hall ways? There's no speed limit!".
"There is now!", shouted Poor Man as he pointed to a sign, "Just put it up this morning, it's maximum 2 miles per hour, you were happily skipping a 3.4. I'm in charge now, I'm the big boss, nd as long as I have the badge and these cool looking pair of sunglasses, my only friends are the law and a box of donuts. Now, get me a donut or get expelled".
30 minutes later, Kid rushed through the halls and gave Poor Man a donut. "Good, but your were running in the halls and your late for class! That's a double ticket".
Meanwhile, Rabbit King was resting on a couch when he saw a note that said, "Meet me at the back of Poor Man's school, we need to talk".
Rabbit King then threw the note in the garbage, but he noticed another note on the lid that said, "I knew you would do that, still got to meet me".
Rabbit King ripped that note off, but right below it was another note, "Notes aren't your thing is it?".
Panda King was looking at his stack of coupons for the food store. "Let's see, $3 off for potatoes, $3 off for chips, $3 off for potato chips, meet me at the back of Poor Man's school, we need to talk, 50% off for cheese".
Snake King was working on a nuclear experiment, but the screen was yellow saying FIX NOW. "I need my blueprints, let's see, Meet me at the back of Poor Man's, I have no time, I got to take this off of my plans, the screen is red, URGENT, c'mon you stupid glue, give it up, and this is when it blows up right".
After that smoke covered the sky till night came, when Rabbit King was searching for Kid, when he saw Panda King and Snake King. "Can't find him either?", asked Rabbit Kiing.
"Nope, but I don't mind as long as it's just me and my twinkie", said Panda King in a positive way, eating a twinkie.
"What's with you and junk food anyway?", nagged Snake King, "That's fast food, which means artificial food, you need to eat brain food like broccoli, or fish, or".
But while Snake king was talking, all Panda King heard was, "Blah blah blah I'm a geeky nerd, blah blah blah, I'm so boring and keeping you from your twinkie, blah blah blah negative science squared".
Snake King had it, so he swiped the twinkie from Panda King's hands. "How good is this stuff anyway?", asked Snake King before he took a bite, and when he ate it he said, "See, disgusting. Do you have some more?".
"Enough of this, I'm going home!", yelled Rabbit King, "Hey, lucky penny".
But, when he crouched down and took the penny, there was a string attatched to this and the ground, then the entire area opened up, causing Rabbit King, Panda King, and Snake King to fall in some weird head quarters. Then, Kid came out and said, "Hey, wipe your feet, were you raised in a barn?".
"Hey, Kid, why did you get an underground lair under the school, and how did you get all this, never mind, what do you want?", asked Snake King.
"Poor Man is the new hall monitor, he's taking things too far, I need to teach him a lesson, I got a plan, and I need your help".
"And why should we help you, we're too mature to be going to school, how does this even involve us anyway?", asked Rabbit King, "What do we get if we help you".
"Rabbit King, I'll let you beat Poor Man up for the next week, Panda King, I got a food store coupon with your name on it, and Snake King, I got a twinkie for you".
Snake King then examined the twinkie and said, "But, I don't want a twinkie, but I want it, oh, I love you, but I hate you, but I love you, but I hate you, love, hate, love hate, potato, tomato, give it to me!".
He ripped it open and ate it. "Oh, it feels good".
"I'm worried he's going to get addicted to this", said Panda King as he witnessed Snake King holding a twinkie in his mouth like a cigaritte bud, "I forgot to warn him, that factory produces a bunch of mystery igredients, which, under high consuption, can become more addictive then cocaine".
"Isn't it Snake King who usually uses the big words?", asked Rabbit King, "And I'm in, I haven't gone in a mission since the last episode".
"So, it's settled, Rabbit King bring a whisk, Panda King, we're going to need a tutu, and Snake King, stop eating those things you're making a mess!", ordered Kid.
Snake King then lifted his head from a box of twinkies, then continued stuffing his face with 'artificial food'. "This is going to get ugly", said Kid.
Before then, Poor Man has been going mad. He ordered the teacher to stop teaching, he ordered the art class to add an extra star to the American flag to represent Narnia, he even tried to order the sky to be green. He gave up after spending 5 hours staring at the sun. So, when he went to the nurse to get his eyes checked, he gave the nurse detention for touching him. But, he was missing something. So, he made all of the students his slaves and made them build a dungeon underground, demolishing part of Kid's underground lair! When Kid complained about that, Poor Man said, "Tough luck, I'm in power, and when I'm in power you obey me, now if you excuse me, I'm going to call mother and tell her I told you so".
So, when Poor Man left, Kid met the others in the 3rd stall in the boys restroom. The first thing he noticed was Panda King in a tutu. "Panda King, you weren't supposed to wear it!", yelled Kid.
"Oh, well, then I'll just take this".
"NO!", shouted Kid, "That won't be necessary, we can work around it, just, keep it, and Snake King what happened to you, that must be 200 twinkies in that box!".
Then, an extremely chubby Snake King came out of the box of twinkies and replied, "Oh no, this holds 150 twinkies, I'm trying to cut down".
"Ugh, I'm not going to ask, Rabbit King, you got your whisk?", asked Kid.
"Oh shoot, I think I got it", teased Rabbit King, "What are you going to do to it, make it into a super magnet, use it to hack into the military database?".
Then Kid pulled out a black marker and threw a smile face on the handle and tied the top with strings. "Meet Whisky".
"Nea, I don't drink", replied Panda King, "And with those twinkies, Snake King problably all ready has some".
"So, how is this going to work anyway?", asked Rabbit King.
"Well, I got a cage in the attic and".
"Wait, why do you have a cage in the attic?".
"Why wouldn't I have cage in the attic?", replied Kid, "Anyway, we'll use Whisky as bait, by using him as a puppet running over speed limit. So, we guide him to where we stand in the roof, let him yank on it, and pull him up, stuffing him into the cage and Panda King can use his kind words to return him back to normal".
"Opputunity knocks but once", said Panda King, "They can smash your cookie, but you'll always have your fortune".
Snake King then popped out of the box and said, "Oh, I love that movie. Now if you excuse me, twinkie!".
"Do you have a Plan B?", asked Rabbit King.
"Yes, but it'll require a rock band of clowns", said Kid, "But, that'll be ridiculous".
So, Operation Cop is on the go!
Poor Man was patrolling the halls when he notice a whisk banging on the floors. "Hey! Wipe that grin off of your face!", shouted Poor Man, then he hopped on the whisk, gaining weight for the team to pull. So they crashed Whisky and Poor Man on the wall to loosen his grip.
"Ow! Stop it! Evil whisk! I never noticed how hard this wall is!", cried Poor Man, "Hey you! Keep that locker closed!".
This went on for 3 walls and 2 floors when finally Poor Man got stuffed in the hole in the roof and flung in the cage. "Hey, let go of me or you'll be behind bigger bars! Who are you, reveal yourselves!", demanded Poor Man.
Then Kid emerged from the shadows. "Poor Man, we got a little someone to talk some sence into you, Rabbit King if you will".
Then Rabbit King came and smacked Poor Man in the face continuously. "Snap, out of it, Poor Man!", shouted Rabbit King, "And quick, my paw is hurting!".
"Your paw is hurting!", complained Poor Man, "My cheeks are becoming apples! Fine, I promise I won't do the same level of disipline I am presenting right now!".
Rabbit King then stopped smacking him. "I will kick my level of disipline I am presenting right now up a notch!".
Rabbit King then started smacking him again. "Halt it, let's use heart!", suggested Kid.
"Ok", agreed Rabbit King, then he started patting Poor Man on the cheeks, leaving a red heart mark on his face, "I don't think heart is working".
Panda King then came to Poor Man and said, "Poor Man, we miss the old you, please stop the hall monitor junk and return as the kind and loving person you are".
"No", replied Poor Man.
"Oh well, I tried, why don't we start hanging out with those zebra gangsters", cheered Panda King.
"You're a jerk!", shouted fat Snake King before he threw a twinkie at his face.
Before Poor Man could respond, Snake King crawled his way over to Poor Man and started licking the cream off of his face.
20 minutes later, the group is thrown in the dungeon behind bars. "Congraduations, you are my first batch of prisinors, how does that make you feel?".
Kid then whispered something in his ear, and Poor Man said, "How does an eight year old know that kind of language anyway?".
"Who cares, when I count to 5, we're going to get out!", demanded Rabbit King.
Now we're back from where we started, and
"Hey dude, can you shut up, I'm trying to escape here!?", demanded Rabbit King.
Oh, sorry, just trying to entertain here. Meanwhile, Poor Man sat on a chair outside of the school, staring at the sun till the sky turns green. Poor Poor Man, down on his luck, he just lost all of his friends for something he's wondering if he even still cares about. He ripped the badge off of his shirt and looked at his reflection, and it looked nothing right him. He only saw a policeman so obsessed in the law that he threw everything he loved behind bars. He then realized that he had enough! He threw his badge far away, and after giving himself detention for littering he slammed his glasses on the ground and stomped on them. He then jumped off of the chair and ripped off his uniform, showing off his signiture blue shirt and khacki pants. "I'm back baby!", called Poor Man, "I better free my friends".
So he ran all the way back down to the dungeon, took the keys and is about to suprise him by hiding by the walls. "Jump in one, two".
Poor Man then jumped and made a war face, but got smacked in the face by a whisk. A dizzy Poor Man then said, "Three", before he fell down unconcious.
Rabbit King, holding the whisk, said, "Yea sucker! You just got whiskafied!".
Epilouge. Snake King got cured of his obsession over twinkies after hearing the mystery igredients. Let's just say it wasn't pleasent. Kid became the next hall monitor, and gave the whole class the week off. Panda King began to take dancing lessons so the money spent on the tutu wouldn't be a waste. And Poor Man and Rabbit King, well, after smacking him for a day straight Rabbit King helped Poor Man find a hobby. And that hobby is... oh no, being president of the Waffle club? Yea, I think Kid would be best to wrap this up.
"He's not very smart is he?".
Thank you Kid!