Right now I'm crying in bed, because I just spoiled myself to the Kids Choice Awards. I have no self control. So, I ruined it for myself and I will ruin it for you because these are the results for the Kids Choice Awards of 2012.
SPOILER ALERT START! WELL, DUH, DID YOU EVEN READ THE TITLE? SPOILER ALERT START!
Best TV show
Good Luck Charlie, iCarly, VICTORIOUS, Wizards of Waverly Place
Ok, iCarly got beaten out of it's winning streak by Victorious, the show with the same creator. PWN'D!
Tim Allen, Ty Burrell, Alex Heartman, JAKE SHORT
I was right! The little boy (Hyprocrital statement, he's older than me) gets to put the blimb with his little league trophy!
Miranda Cosgrove, SELENA GOMEZ, Victoria Justice, Brigit Mendler
Ok, Alex must've come and put the world into a spell because I know I voted for her.
Favorite TV Sidekick
Nathen Kress, JENNETTE MCCURDY, Jennifer Stone, Jerry Trainor
3 from iCarly and it didn't win. This calls for a ?
Favorite Reality Show
American Idol, America's Got Talent, America's Funniest Videos, WIPEOUT
America is definantly proud of it's reality shows. Anyway, I'm suprised... ?
Kung Fu Panda, Phineas and Ferb, Scooby Doo Mystery inc., SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Wow, Spongebob won, I'm so suprised! Unlike iCarly, Spongebob is keeping it's winning streak with it's 9th blimb in a row. What do fish need with a blimb anyway?
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS CHIPWRECKED, The Muppets, The Smurfs, Harry Potter the Deathly Hallows part 2
Adults hate the Alvin movies but apparently the kids love it!
Favorite Movie Actor
Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Daniel Radcliffe, ADAM SANDLER
He starred in Jack and Jill. Which one took the blimb?
Favorite Movie Actress
Amy Adams, KRISTEN STEWART, Sofia Vergara, Emma Watson
Either the Twighlight series or she just sucked the blood out of all the other nominees.
Jessica Alba, Tom Cruise, Kelly Kelly, TAYLOR LAUTNER
What can I say? Taylor kicked butt.
Favorite Male Athlete
Derek Jeter, Micheal Phelps, TIM TEBOW, Shaun White
It may be that I'm more of a film geek then an athlete but who the heck is Tim Tebow? Here comes the hate mail.
Favorite Female Athlete
Kelly Clark, DANIEL PATRICKS, Serena Williams, Venus Williams
Everybody loves cars, so race car drivers is not exception I guess.
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID, Harry Potters and the Deathly Hallows, The Hunger Games, Twilight
Unlike the Kid, the Diary has a coll chance of winning.
Favorite Video Game
JUST DANCE 3, Lega Star Wars the Complete Saga, Mario Kart 7, Super Mario Galaxy
Just Dance took baby steps to board the blimb.
Favorite Music Group
BIG TIME RUSH, Black Eyed Peas, Lady Antebellum, Lmfao
They're gonna win it big time, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Favorite Male Singer
JUSTIN BIEBER, Toby Keith, Bruno Mars, Usher
Never say Never, because if you do, you can miss the ride of your life
Favorite Female Singer
Lady Gaga, SELENA GOMEZ, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift
Wow, Selena knows how to enchant a crowd
Born This Way, Fireworks, PARTY ROCK ANTHEM, Sparks Fly
Oh say can you see, this song has beat thee!
Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie
Antonio Banderas, Jack Black, Jonnhy Depp, KATY PERRY
She voices a smurf, on a live action movie, does that count?
Now the moment we've been all waiting for
Favorite Animated Movie
Cars 2, Kung Fu Panda 2, PUSS IN BOOTS, Rio
I was hoping for Kung Fu Panda 2, but I guess the cat deserves the drink? If he does fall off the blimb at least he lands on all fours
Line from Movie
Jill: Is it true that cats always lands on all fours
Puss: No, that is only a rumor spreaded by dogs!
SPOILER ALERT OVER! YOU LOOKED DIDN'T YOU! WE'RE BOTH WEAKLINGS! SPOILER OVER!
So, that's it. See you soon and good bye!