Poor Man took Rosemary and her friends camping
But, he isn't skilled himself, so he lied about everything
And misread a camping book, destroying all their food and shelter
So the kids went to look for food and shelter...
BUT NEVER CAME BACK!
And now Rosemary is starting to lose faith in her uncle
Poor Man is in deep
"Yea yea, I know I"m in trouble, don't need to remind everyone, they saw the first part!".
Oh, well, somebody's cranky today, but little does he know
That there is a monster roaming around the woods
Can he defeat this monster because of his luck he'll most likely run into it.
I don't know!
Poor Man is running around the, well, what was the camp site, panicking. "Oh my goodness I can see the lawsuits, I can see the beat ups, I'm doomed!", shouted Poor Man.
"Don't worry uncle, you got a plan, you always got a plan", reassured Rosemary.
"Well, uh, first I need three pieces of bark from a red oak, and a dead pigeon".
"Uh, three pieces of bark, pigeon, bark, pigeon, bark, pigeon...", thought Poor Man, "I don't know! I'm a loser!".
"But, you got a plan when a giant boulder was rolling after you", reminded Rosemary.
"That was all a lie!", admitted Poor Mna, "It was all a lie! I'm a lie! Everything is a lie! My mom is a lie! My dad is a lie! My kidney is a lie! Life is even a lie! It's all an illusion, synonym to, well, LIE!".
"You mean all those stories, was a lie?".
"Oh, how did you guess?", asked Poor Man.
Rosemary then stood up and started cornering Poor Man through the woods. "So all of those stories you told me ever since I was born! Everything a lie! When you helped a bunch of chickens escape from a farm, how you became a country singer! Everything false!?".
"Well, no, the country part was true, I even got my own album".
We're sing songers
We always stick together
We are birds of a feather
We are sing songers
I was driving on a dirt road with my pick up truck
I was drunk with my ice cold beer
I crashed and my hound dog died
And that's why my wife divorced me
We're sing songers!
"Yea, I was a one hit wonder", admitted Poor Man.
"And now you tricked us into going to the Amazon with an unexperienced dope!", nagged Rosemary, "And you cared too much about your self essteemed butt to care about our lives!".
But, all Poor Man heard was, "Blah blah blah blah blah".
Soon, Rosemary figured that out, and got so angry she tackled him, but, the bush behind Poor Man was revealed to be the end of a cliff! The two were tumbling down the hill, and they both landed on a big piece of wood, and the two were sliding down the cliff of death! "Great! Because of you now all of us are going to be left dead in the jungles of Peru!".
"Can you save the blah blah blahs!?", asked Poor Man, "Lean to the left".
"I want to lean to the right!".
"Fine! Lean to the right!".
"Now I want to lean to the left, why should I listen to you, you don't know as much camping trivia as David does in his sleep!".
"Curse him!", shouted Poor Man, "Just listen to me before we crash into that giant rock!".
"Oh, you sure this will work?", asked Rose.
"What could be worse than crashing into a giant rock!?".
"You got a point! Lean!".
So the two drove the bark to the left, but after going through a few bushes they fell off another cliff! This time into a river! "Ok, that can be worse that crashing into a giant rock", noted Poor Man before they fell in the river.