Well, it's the end of sic-fi month, so guess I must've saved the best for last.
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Yea, I don't think I can do this. It's just too horrible. I'm going to resign on sic-fi month, yea, bye bye!
MARK HAS OFFICIALLY LEFT FOR THE DAY, SO OUR SUBSTITUTE WILL TAKE OVER
Hello, I'm Chicken. I rip off the nostalgia critic so you don't have too. I'm an evil scientist from the series Man and the King, and I'm a chicken. I'm being paid to do this, I don't care about bringing joy to other people, so et's go over this scientific monstrosity. This is the most expensive film made in Spain, so since it's from another country, so it's a shame that it's that bad. It's so bad I use it to torture the victims I abduct! First of all, we shall go into the characters! There's that astronaut who gets few funny lines, but only really exists to be the failed wisecracker. There's also Lem, the alien that's stupid enough to help the wisecracking extraterrestrial. Insignificant being! There's also useless characters like the love interest who's just the love interest, her family, some troublemaking little boy. I like him, he's the closest thing to evil there is in this movie, well, besides the movie itself. The villain in this movie is one of the most boring villains you'll ever see. It's the general, and the only motivation he has is that, well, he hates aliens. That's insulting to my career! You need a proper motivation, and if you don't, just act like it! That's what I do, I act like my life is good, then I go into a closet and scream for 30 minutes. I do admit to like the rover, because, like Mark said in Jimmy Neutron, he doesn't have the chance to be ruined by the horrible dialogue.
What is this scientific monstrosity about? Just think E.T., but reversed. That's it. Plus, there are many scientific faults too. For example, it's obvious that the two species are evolved completely different, so they require a totally different atmosphere. So, the human, I think his name is Chuck (C'mom, we're almost done, just chuck it up) shouldn't be able to survive in this planet! Plus, how do they speak the same language? How and Why? WHY! At least I learned english by... well, I learned it by... uh, well, I'M NOT HYPOCRITICAL! So, the story is unoriginal, and scientifically insulting! The comedy is also insulting. EVERYTHING IS INSULTING! So, me, Chicken, I'm going to rate this evil creation.
Plot - 39/100 Heh heh heh... REALLY, HA HA! That's what the movie says to the world. Forget you, I'm going to get money! HA! HA! HA!
Characters - 40/100 Well, the rover is good, but the rest is so insulting it's evil. Hey, I sort of like that.
Emotion - 10/100 I can not feel emotion to these characters. Really, it's more of a gag-fest, except theres no gags.
Animation - 60/100 I admit, the animation can be nice, but ti sometimes looks a bit plastic. The animation is clearly the closet thing to good in this movie!
Overall - 37.25/100 Wow, talk about a close cut. It just barely made it better than Jimmy Neutron (Or should I call it, Jimmy Noob-tron). It's just a big smack in the face. It could've worked. I bet if Mark wrote it it could've been much better. And I'm not saying this just because he's writing everything I do/say. No... MARK IS AWESOME! So, yea, good bye. I'm evil. NOW PAY UP LOSERS!