Oh, hey. What do you want? Oh right! I was telling a story. So, that jerk knocked me unconscious with a bat, then I woke up in the situation I'm in right now. I have no idea how this happened. But, yea, I'm doomed and why am I talking to myself?.......
Poor Man got out of the toilet before flushing and sat on a sink. "You know, if they're going to send me to my doom, might as well give me a chair", he mumbled, "And boy it's getting hot in here, but it's probably just me".
Just then the sink caught on fire. "OW! OW! OW!", screamed Poor Man with his butt on fire, "I'm going to hate myself for doing this".
He then opened a stall, only to find a guy in there. "Oh my goodness!", the guy yelled, "A little privacy please!?".
Poor Man said "So sorry", and closed the door, then went to the other stall and hopped in the toilet, the water cooling him down. "It's finally come! We're too close!", Poor Man cried.
"Hey, don't need to give me updates in there!", informed the guy.
"Oh what are we going to do!?", shouted Poor Man.
Just then, from the air vent, Sharky and Elephant popped out. "Wow, for an evil mastermind, he sure makes a lousy trap", mumbled Sharky, "And Poor Man, hi, how are you?".
"Oh, we're just about to crash into the sun, nothing new", replied Poor Man, "HELP ME!".
"I got an idea", exclaimed Elephant, "We close are eyes so we don't see it coming".
"Or....", thought Sharky, "Factor in the low gravity and the temperature of the sun, perhaps if we find away to speed this thing up then we the zero gravity should take us below the sun".
"Um, yea, do whatever you just said", said Poor Man.
"Elephant, bust the water pipes!".
"Ok, bombs away!", shouted Elephant, then he sat on a pipe, with the water shooting through the window, shooting the bathroom faster.
"Now, I recommend we take cover", commanded Sharky.
So, the group ran towards the nearest stall. Sharky's plan, well, somehow worked because the restroom passed the sun, but the gravitational pull turned the restroom in the orbit and shot them towards Earth. The restroom crash landed on some distant land, setting off a nuclear explosion while at it
With the bathroom blown up, the guy, who just finished, stood there, surprised with the explosion. Then, the stalls protecting Poor Man fell apart. The guy stared at Poor an for quite a while, then Poor Man awkwardly flushed the toilet and ran out. "Whoa, I got to get used to using the family restrooms", stuttered the guy.
Poor Man, Sharky, and Elephant ran to a hidden cave. "Ok, so how did you get out?".
"He stuffed us in a giant soup can and shot us towards the sun, but we crashed into the restroom and crawled through the air vent", said Sharky, "Oh, and before he shot us he said something about wanting to destroy the fish council and taking over the world, but that's not important".
"Um, taking over the world, kind of a big deal don't you think?", asked Poor Man.
"Yea, we should stop him Sharky", suggested Elephant, "Oh, I"m sowwy, but where are we?".
"I got no idea", said Sharky, "Hey, is that an easter island statue?".
"Oh boy", said Poor Man.