Oh, hey. What do you want? Oh right! I was telling a story. So, that jerk knocked me unconscious with a bat, then I woke up in the situation I'm in right now. I have no idea how this happened. But, yea, I'm doomed and why am I talking to myself?.......
Poor Man got out of the toilet before flushing and sat on a sink. "You know, if they're going to send me to my doom, might as well give me a chair", he mumbled, "And boy it's getting hot in here, but it's probably just me".
Just then the sink caught on fire. "OW! OW! OW!", screamed Poor Man with his butt on fire, "I'm going to hate myself for doing this".
He then opened a stall, only to find a guy in there. "Oh my goodness!", the guy yelled, "A little privacy please!?".
Poor Man said "So sorry", and closed the door, then went to the other stall and hopped in the toilet, the water cooling him down. "It's finally come! We're too close!", Poor Man cried.
"Hey, don't need to give me updates in there!", informed the guy.
"Oh what are we going to do!?", shouted Poor Man.
Just then, from the air vent, Sharky and Elephant popped out. "Wow, for an evil mastermind, he sure makes a lousy trap", mumbled Sharky, "And Poor Man, hi, how are you?".
"Oh, we're just about to crash into the sun, nothing new", replied Poor Man, "HELP ME!".
"I got an idea", exclaimed Elephant, "We close are eyes so we don't see it coming".
"Or....", thought Sharky, "Factor in the low gravity and the temperature of the sun, perhaps if we find away to speed this thing up then we the zero gravity should take us below the sun".
"Um, yea, do whatever you just said", said Poor Man.
"Elephant, bust the water pipes!".
"Ok, bombs away!", shouted Elephant, then he sat on a pipe, with the water shooting through the window, shooting the bathroom faster.
"Now, I recommend we take cover", commanded Sharky.
So, the group ran towards the nearest stall. Sharky's plan, well, somehow worked because the restroom passed the sun, but the gravitational pull turned the restroom in the orbit and shot them towards Earth. The restroom crash landed on some distant land, setting off a nuclear explosion while at it
With the bathroom blown up, the guy, who just finished, stood there, surprised with the explosion. Then, the stalls protecting Poor Man fell apart. The guy stared at Poor an for quite a while, then Poor Man awkwardly flushed the toilet and ran out. "Whoa, I got to get used to using the family restrooms", stuttered the guy.
Poor Man, Sharky, and Elephant ran to a hidden cave. "Ok, so how did you get out?".
"He stuffed us in a giant soup can and shot us towards the sun, but we crashed into the restroom and crawled through the air vent", said Sharky, "Oh, and before he shot us he said something about wanting to destroy the fish council and taking over the world, but that's not important".
"Um, taking over the world, kind of a big deal don't you think?", asked Poor Man.
"Yea, we should stop him Sharky", suggested Elephant, "Oh, I"m sowwy, but where are we?".
"I got no idea", said Sharky, "Hey, is that an easter island statue?".
"Oh boy", said Poor Man.
"Great, great, great, we're thousands of miles away from home, and we got to save the Earth from that creepy guy!", shouted Poor Man, "What are we going to do?".
"We're on Easter Island, maybe the Easter bunny can help us?", suggested Elephant.
"Wow, you've outdone your stupidity", replied Sharky, "The Easter Bunny is a myth, plus if he was real, why would he be in Easter Island".
"Maybe to pick up supplies at the mart?", asked Elephant.
"What? Where did your get that!?".
"He's behind you getting supplies at the mart", said Elephant.
Sharky looked behind him, and saw Rabbit King with a basket of easter eggs. "Eh, what's up dumbbell?", asked Rabbit King.
"RABBIT KING!? YOU'RE THE EASTER BUNNY!?", shouted Poor Man.
"No, he's out sick, I'm just filling in for him to make a quick buck", answered Rabbit King, "You guys need a lift? The Easter Bunny has one sweet ride".
Rabbit King then pushed a hidden switch and a jet plane rose from the ground, in the shape of a peppermint. "But don't scratch it", warned Rabbit King, "Or eat it. I'm looking at you Poor Dope".
At the Magical Fish Court, the fish council was deciding. "Maybe we shouldn't keep things secret anymore and judge by the love the owner shares with the guardian angels?", suggested Head 3.
"No that's cliche", replied Head 1.
"Yea, that's cliche", copied Head 2.
"God, if you weren't part of me I'd punch you in the kisser!", threatened Head 1.
"But, Poor Man really does need them, and it isn't right to punish him for the angel's carelessness", said Head 3.
"Why? I do it everyday it's quite fun", replied Head 1, "Let the loser suffer".
"That's what I said about you", said a mysterious voice, then Head 1 knocked Head 2 in the head with the gavel. "Don't give me lip boy!", shouted Head 1.
"It wasn't me, I promise", said Head 2, "I never said that word to word!".
The shadow then leaped on the court. "I am who you will meet your untimely demise, I am the Masked Shadow!".
The Fish Council stared at the guy, then they started laughing. "Oh my goodness, this guy is hilarious, he's going to destroy us, oh, we're so scared", said Head 1 sarcastically.
"Hey, speak for yourself", whispered Head 3.
"Hmph, you fools are bold, laughing at your killer in a time as dark as this, but maybe this will silence your mockery", exclaimed the Masked Shadow as he drew his sword, "The heads shall be chopped off by numerical order!".
Head 1 then awkwardly looked at Head 3 and said, "Hey buddy, want to trade places?".
"No, I'm good", replied Head 3.
The Fish council grabbed their chair and threw it at the Masked Shadow, only for shadow to slice the chair in half with his sword. "I suggest a better line of defense".
"Yea, I suggest a better line of defense", repeated Head 2.
"Are you serious", said Head 1.
The Shadow then picked up a table and threw it at the Fish council, knocking them down, then he hopped on top of them and rose his sword. "This is the day order dies, and darkness fills the sky, never to be lit again".
Just then the peppermint jet plane crashed through the walls and landed on the Shadow. Poor Man then rose from the plane. "Yea, if only I knew what these buttons do", said Poor Man, "And, ow, I think I'm on someone, I'll get off of him".
"NO, NO! NO WORRIES!", shouted Head 3, "We'll call the guards later".
Sharky and Elephant then rose up from the plane. "We did it Poor Man, we defeated the Masked Shadow in an anti climatic manner!", cheered Elephant.
"Yep, so, we can stay with Poor Man?", asked Sharky, "Because, we saved all of your butts".
"Sharky, I think it's butt", noted Elephant.
"Well, I vote yes", said Head 3.
"But, rules are rules, I vote No", stated Head 1.
"Yea, I voe No!", repeated Head 2.
"Oh, well, thank you parrot", muttered Sharky.
"It's settled, you got one minute to say goodbye, then you're off to Kid's house", settled Head 3 in a hurt manner.
"No, give the 3 minutes, to make it more tragic for them", said Head 1.
"But, they'll be late for their coffin fitting", disagreed Head 3.
While the fish council was fighting, Poor Man, Sharky, and Elephant were saying their good byes. "Well, this is it I guess", said Elephant.
"Thank you captain obvious", replied Sharky, "You know, at first I was only part of this so I can become a real shark, but now, I've grown to kind of like you".
"Yea, I've grown to kind of like you", repeated Elephant.
"Now don't you start with me mister", exclaimed Sharky.
"You know, I decided I'm going to miss you guys, you were my childhood after all, and without my childhood I'm going to start aging like the other ugly and old people my age, I want to stay hip!".
"Um, whatever helps you sleep at night", said Sharky, "You're all right Poor Man, you're all right".
"Yea, good bye old chums, I'd say I would miss you, but you'll always be in my heart".
Poor Man then hugged Sharky and Elephant all teary eyed. "Ok, time to go to your doom!", announced Head 1.
"C'mon, give us one more minute", begged Poor Man.
"Sorry, the devil waits for no one, good bye now", said Head 1 as the fish council grabbed Sharky and Elephant and summoned a portal to Kid's house.
"C'mon, the least we can do is spare them, they saved the world!", convinced Head 3.
"Yea!", repeated Head 2, "Oh, wait, that backfired".
"Ha! Vote 2 by 1!", shouted Head 3, "Poor Man, come over here please".
"Yea?", asked Poor Man.
"Here you go, they're your problem now!", said Head 3 and the fish council dumped Sharky and Elephant into his hands.
"Wow, guys thank you, I'll take mediocre care of them!", cheered Poor Man.
"And, if you order now we will grant you one wish for saving the Earth as we know it!".
"What! I've never agreed to that!", shouted Head 1.
"Too bad, I'm taking over now fool!", shouted Head 3, "What will it be?".
"Well, I need a job don't I", thought Poor Man, "I got it!".
At home, Poor Man was eating a stack of waffles. "Ah, magical waffles tastes so much better than pay for waffles!", cheered Poor Man.
"I can't believe you wished for that! Now how are you going to get your job back!?", asked Sharky.
"Heh heh, Sharky, I think a guy will do anything when he thinks you have a pet shark", said Poor Man, "Sharpen your teeth and I'll meet you there".
"Well, Sharky, he's not very smart is he", said Elephant.
"No, but hey, the job is double the fun that way", replied Sharky with a smile.
OR IS IT?
At the Magical Fish Prison, the Masked Shadow is locked away in a cold and silent room breaking through insanity "The day may be saved today, but the sun is yet to set, and once the darkness fills the sky in our souls, I'll be there at the very end, waiting to strike once again".