One man's trash is another man's treasure. This is one situation where this phrase, uh, somehow resembles the plot. We all know Rocky, the rock who does nothing, obviously says nothing, yet is treated like a god. Well, at least in Panda King's eyes. Panda King is the closest to Rocky, but what if one day, he was gone?
The group was having a picnic at a dangerous, barely standing cliff (Rabbit King's pick). "Ah, I love these friend bonding times, where we take in the atmosphere and get to know eachother better", said Poor Man.
"Shut up and eat", replied Rabbit King, "Oh, I love this hot dog. Hey where are all of the hot dogs?".
When he looked, it was all gone, and instead, it was all on Panda King's plate. "Hot hog!", shouted Rabbit King.
"So, I'm hot, and I'm a hog?", asked Panda King, "Should I thank you or smack you".
Rabbit King then took a handful of hotdogs from his plate. "Hey, you can't do that!", shouted Panda King.
"Oh, and who's going to stop me fatty".
"Rocky!", shouted Panda King, then he put Rocky on the blanket.
The picnic was dead silent for about 5 minutes. "Aw, how nice, he bought a guest", cheered Poor Man.
"Panda King, Panda King, Panda King", said Snake King, "He's a rock. Rocks are inanimated objects. So, he isn't alive. He doesn't exist, it's all in your head, get your head in realism and get some real freinds why don't you".
"Excuse me, he's a friend of mine!", said Panda King, "And he is my only real friend, he doesn't say what I do is dumb or stupid, just like all of you!".
"Uh, I don't", said Poor Man.
"Yea, but you're more of an aquantant", explained Panda King, "Look, I got my things ok, can you learn to respect what I do?".
"Look, you got to deal with science and real life. Rocks don't talk, so you don't talk to them, get your head into life or I'm going to have to do it for you", said Snake King, then he snatched Rocky and drew him off the cliff.
"ROCKY!", cried Panda King, "He, he, he".
"See, now can you get your head into life and real flesh! If it isn't real or happening, don't bother with it, your not going to get through life talking to your imaginary friends", said Snake King.
"You killed him", muttered Panda King, "You always talk about your little science. Well, that's your life, can you let me live in my own!".
Panda King then ran away. "Well, this is awkward", said Poor Man, "So, uh, nice weather we're having?".
At the bottom of the cliff, Panda King was looking for his dead rock friend. Then, he found him, as a pile of dust with googley eyes on top of it. "ROCKY!", cried Panda King, "Why did you have to die like this? All of my life, hopes, and dreams, ruined. All because it isn't science, well, why couldn't he have let me believe dang it!".
Panda King then picked up a boulder and tossed it. "I promise, your death will not go unnoticed Rocky", whispered Panda King, "Even if I have to create more to emphasize it".
That night, Panda King planned a funeral, so his friends and him can give Rocky the depart he deserved. But, Panda King waited all night, but no one came. This was what pushed him over the edge, what casted the shadow on to his bright life. Panda King grabbed Rocky's coffin, and walked away. He went to his mountain home, and never left, till the dark day arrived.
That dark day started quite bright and sunny. Poor Man was walking across the town. "Ah, wonderful feeling, wonderful day", cheered Poor Man, "Maybe Panda King wants to cheer with me, I'll go check".
Poor Man then knocked on the door, but there was no answer. He knocked on the door again, no answer. "I see, hide and go seek. Let me see,".
Poor Man bought a jackhammer and busted a hole in his walls. Then, he walked in, to find that there are no lights. "Hm, new design", examined Poor Man, "Well, this shouldn't cause any harm at all".
Just then a blade came and dropped right at him. "Holy Shoe! I always jynx it!".
"I am the Pandamonium, I use science to destroy thsoe who made science destroy my friend, my life", said a voice.
"Oh, I wonder who that is", muttered Poor Man sarcastically, "Ha! I knew it was you all the long Ratnik!".
"Wow, you, you really are dumb".
"Well, you know, he's just so happy and so creepy he must be hiding something", explained Poor Man.
The Pandemonium then came down and lifted his mask, which is Panda King. "It's you!", shouted Poor Man, "You stole the Pandemonium's costume and voice. Good work, now who is it?".
"Gah! Idiot! It's me, Panda King! I'm the Pandemonium!".
"Ok, this joke got old, who is it?".
"JUST FORGET IT!", shouted Panda King, "Tell Snake King his old friend is back".
"So Snake King is the Pandemonium?".
"You know what, I'm going to threaten someone else", Panda King mumbled, "No, that would require exercise. Just go! Or else!".
"Or else what?".
"Or I will egg-zecute you!".
Then he threw an egg at Poor Man. "OW! CAGED AND EVERYTHING!", shouted Poor Man, "Ok, I'll tell him, but answer me this, what is your dark, twisted plan!".
"Well, I'm going to knock em' dead, for Rocky".