One man's trash is another man's treasure. This is one situation where this phrase, uh, somehow resembles the plot. We all know Rocky, the rock who does nothing, obviously says nothing, yet is treated like a god. Well, at least in Panda King's eyes. Panda King is the closest to Rocky, but what if one day, he was gone?
The group was having a picnic at a dangerous, barely standing cliff (Rabbit King's pick). "Ah, I love these friend bonding times, where we take in the atmosphere and get to know eachother better", said Poor Man.
"Shut up and eat", replied Rabbit King, "Oh, I love this hot dog. Hey where are all of the hot dogs?".
When he looked, it was all gone, and instead, it was all on Panda King's plate. "Hot hog!", shouted Rabbit King.
"So, I'm hot, and I'm a hog?", asked Panda King, "Should I thank you or smack you".
Rabbit King then took a handful of hotdogs from his plate. "Hey, you can't do that!", shouted Panda King.
"Oh, and who's going to stop me fatty".
"Rocky!", shouted Panda King, then he put Rocky on the blanket.
The picnic was dead silent for about 5 minutes. "Aw, how nice, he bought a guest", cheered Poor Man.
"Panda King, Panda King, Panda King", said Snake King, "He's a rock. Rocks are inanimated objects. So, he isn't alive. He doesn't exist, it's all in your head, get your head in realism and get some real freinds why don't you".
"Excuse me, he's a friend of mine!", said Panda King, "And he is my only real friend, he doesn't say what I do is dumb or stupid, just like all of you!".
"Uh, I don't", said Poor Man.
"Yea, but you're more of an aquantant", explained Panda King, "Look, I got my things ok, can you learn to respect what I do?".
"Look, you got to deal with science and real life. Rocks don't talk, so you don't talk to them, get your head into life or I'm going to have to do it for you", said Snake King, then he snatched Rocky and drew him off the cliff.
"ROCKY!", cried Panda King, "He, he, he".
"See, now can you get your head into life and real flesh! If it isn't real or happening, don't bother with it, your not going to get through life talking to your imaginary friends", said Snake King.
"You killed him", muttered Panda King, "You always talk about your little science. Well, that's your life, can you let me live in my own!".
Panda King then ran away. "Well, this is awkward", said Poor Man, "So, uh, nice weather we're having?".
At the bottom of the cliff, Panda King was looking for his dead rock friend. Then, he found him, as a pile of dust with googley eyes on top of it. "ROCKY!", cried Panda King, "Why did you have to die like this? All of my life, hopes, and dreams, ruined. All because it isn't science, well, why couldn't he have let me believe dang it!".
Panda King then picked up a boulder and tossed it. "I promise, your death will not go unnoticed Rocky", whispered Panda King, "Even if I have to create more to emphasize it".
That night, Panda King planned a funeral, so his friends and him can give Rocky the depart he deserved. But, Panda King waited all night, but no one came. This was what pushed him over the edge, what casted the shadow on to his bright life. Panda King grabbed Rocky's coffin, and walked away. He went to his mountain home, and never left, till the dark day arrived.
That dark day started quite bright and sunny. Poor Man was walking across the town. "Ah, wonderful feeling, wonderful day", cheered Poor Man, "Maybe Panda King wants to cheer with me, I'll go check".
Poor Man then knocked on the door, but there was no answer. He knocked on the door again, no answer. "I see, hide and go seek. Let me see,".
Poor Man bought a jackhammer and busted a hole in his walls. Then, he walked in, to find that there are no lights. "Hm, new design", examined Poor Man, "Well, this shouldn't cause any harm at all".
Just then a blade came and dropped right at him. "Holy Shoe! I always jynx it!".
"I am the Pandamonium, I use science to destroy thsoe who made science destroy my friend, my life", said a voice.
"Oh, I wonder who that is", muttered Poor Man sarcastically, "Ha! I knew it was you all the long Ratnik!".
"Wow, you, you really are dumb".
"Well, you know, he's just so happy and so creepy he must be hiding something", explained Poor Man.
The Pandemonium then came down and lifted his mask, which is Panda King. "It's you!", shouted Poor Man, "You stole the Pandemonium's costume and voice. Good work, now who is it?".
"Gah! Idiot! It's me, Panda King! I'm the Pandemonium!".
"Ok, this joke got old, who is it?".
"JUST FORGET IT!", shouted Panda King, "Tell Snake King his old friend is back".
"So Snake King is the Pandemonium?".
"You know what, I'm going to threaten someone else", Panda King mumbled, "No, that would require exercise. Just go! Or else!".
"Or else what?".
"Or I will egg-zecute you!".
Then he threw an egg at Poor Man. "OW! CAGED AND EVERYTHING!", shouted Poor Man, "Ok, I'll tell him, but answer me this, what is your dark, twisted plan!".
"Well, I'm going to knock em' dead, for Rocky".
It's just in, The Pandemonium is the most threatening villian out there. He has robbed a series of stores and banks, always stealing some food item instead of the money. He always says that this is the warm-up to the darkest plan yet. Who can stop this monster? We only have one hope. And that is hope. Wow, that was more confusing than what I thought, let me rephrase this. We only have one hope. And that is chance? Forget it, this is the Power Weekly saying WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
"This artical and many more, The Pandemonium, or Panda King, is too powerful!", complained Rabbit King, "Why did you start this Snake King? Couldn't let him live his childhood, couldn't let him have his world in his life could you?".
"Hey, you complained too", said Snake King.
"That's it, oh yea", explained Rabbit King, "I got nothing, but, um, you know what, his latest raid, if he continues his pattern, is going to be the big building of food items! Meet me there to stop him, and I'll be there with a snappy comeback!".
Meanwhile, Chicken was shooting the same artical with his laser gun. "Most threatening villian my egg sack!", shouted Chicken, "I'll show them! I'm going to destroy the Pandemonium in front of the whole town! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! God, I need a hobby".
So, it's the night of the attack. The next hit was correct, and the two were camping out in the trash cans behind the building. "Ugh, disgusting", muttered Rabbit King.
"At least you're not in the one with the mystery liquid!", replied Snake King, "Now shut up, I hear footsteps".
"I'm leader, only I judge when I should shut up. Shut up me!".
The Pandamonium was walking along the lot, and put a bomb in Rabbit King's trash can. "Oh poop", muttered Rabbit King, "and the bomb isn't that good either".
So, the bomb blew up and there was a hole in the building. The Pandemonium then opened Snake King's trash can and pulled out the shaking and frightened worm. "Hey old buddy, I recognize that cry anywhere".
"And I recognize that smell anywhere, now stop this stupid nonsence!".
"Tell me you're sorry for killing Rocky and I'll let you live".
"You're sorry", snapped Snake King, "I did you a favor, you need to live in the real world. Imagination and nothing factual has nothing on real life!".
"Hmph, good thing you replied like that", said the Pandemonium, "Because then I would have bought that coffin for nothing!".
Then he pointed to the big old wood coffin laying by. "It's confy, it has a cushion and everything. But, I'm worried you might stain it".
He then dragged Snake King inside the building. "Welcome to my lovely evil lair! Food everywhere!".
"Let go of me, or I'll bite!".
"Here, bite on this wormy", said the Pandemonium as he put and apple in his mouth.
Out of the shadows then came Chicken. "WAH HA HA HA HA! Good job partner!".
"PARTNER!", shouted Snake King with an apple in his mouth.
"Yes, he tried to destroy me, but we decided to work together and become the biggest evil force this town has ever faced!".
"Yes! Plus, he has all of the secrets I need to destroy that Rabbit King and Poor Man once and for all!", cheered Chicken, "But let's not waste time, it's your time! Want to know the instrument of your demise?".
"Well, I'll tell you anyway", replied Chicken, "First we tie you into a giant version of Rocky. You know, the same rock you killed! Then we hurl it off of the building and into a field of peanut brittle! Only Rocky will tell if you'll get smashes and mutilated, or if you'll be heads sized up and live".
"Then we throw another boulder at you".
"Yea", said Chicken, "Oh, and we also blow it up! Isn't that fun!".
"No, it isn't", said Snake King.
"I'm talking to the Pandemonium", answered the Chicken, "MWA HA HA HA HA HA!".
"And you just let me go guys".
Snake King then pulled out a fire hydrant. "Stay cool, we'll save you for Thanksgiving!", shouted Snake King, but then the Pandemonium whacked him with a piece of wood, "Oh yea, he's not on my side. I forgot, hi grandma".
Snake King then passed out. Meanwhile, Rabbit King, who's coat is all black due to the bomb, is trying to find a way to sneak in. "Let's see, I need someone dumb enough to pose in there as a pizza man, then while they're beating him up, I sneak in. But who? Yea, we all know where this is going".
Poor Man then came passing by. "Hey, how are you Rabbit King? There appears to be a hole in the building and a crowd of villians who seems oblivious to us standing right through it".
"You know Poor Man, I'm in a real pickle, can you dress as a pizza man and go into the hole just for kicks and giggles".
"Oh, I love kicking and giggling, but no pizza man costume, I'm a lone wolf", said Poor Man as he headed towards the lair.
Rabbit King was about to follow hi, till he heard screaming from the top of the building. He then saw Snake King tied to a boulder from the roof. "Ok, Pandemonium ate the peanut brittle, so we're just going to squash you".
"Look, Panda King, I know you're there. I'm sorry ok! I let science get in the way of our friendship and your dreams! Please, don't do this!".
"And why not?", asked Panda King.
"Why would you?", replied Snake King.
"You got a point there", commented Panda King.
"JUST DO IT!", cried Chicken.
So, Panda King started pushing, but he didn't push the boulder off of the building, he pushed it hte other way and rolled over Chicken. "Take that! Sugar free peanut brittle is a force more evil than evil itself!".
"Wow, really pushing it buddy", said Snake King, "Let's make things really cheesy and laugh, ha ha ha!".
So, Chicken got arrested and Panda King stopped his evil doing. "Yep, we saved the town", said Rabbit King.
"No thanks to you", said Snake King, "And Panda King, I got a present for you".
"Ooh, what is it? A rack of lamb!".
"Nope, even better", said Snake King, then he pulled out a rock with googly eyes.
"ROCKY! YOU'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD!", cheered Panda King as he hugged Rocky tightly, "Thank you guys! You all are my best friends".
"No problem", said Snake King as he tossed a bottle of empty glue in the trash can.
Meanwhile, Poor Man is still in the building of food. But, don't worry, he's happy. "A whole room filled with waffles!", shouted Poor Man, "Best! Day! Ever!".
He then jumped in the big pile of crispy gold, not to come out for a long time. He's not very smart, but you got to give him credit, he's easy to make happy.