One Week Earlier. Panda King is planning on expanding his mountain home. Snake King, who is now living under Snake King's house due to his previous lab being attacked by goats (It happens). "C'mon Snake King I could use some help here!", shouted Panda King, "This stone isn't breaking!".
"That's because you're whacking it with a stick", said Snake King, "As for me, I got the power of science on my side!".
Snake King then grabbed a whole bunch of dynamite. "I would not call dynamite science", said Panda King.
"And I would not call you a bear and more of a giant bag of rice, now this is going to be really painful if you don't get out of here by the push of this big red button".
"Bye!", shouted Panda King.
Snake King then pushed the button and blew the floor right up. Panda King came back and saw the entire first floor run down in a giant ditch.. "A stick wouldn't be that messy", replied Panda King.
Snake King got up, and saw a piece of purple sticking out of the ground. "Panda King, pass me a shovel! I think I see something!".
Panda King then threw a shovel in the ditch, hitting Snake King right in the head. "Ow, ok, I'm going to pretend that didn't hurt me", said Snake King.
Snake King was whacking away at the floor when finally the item was cleared up. It appears the be a giant bubble wand that was inside a giant underground cavern. "What is that?", asked Panda King.
"Something that would've been easily found if you'd help me!", replied Snake King, "Hey, there's an inscription on here, but it's in cave writing, I can't read this! But I know someone who can".
Snake King then called Rabbit King, and he came right over with a book. "Hey dorks", said Rabbit King, "What a pig sty".
"Nice to see you too", said Snake King, "Look, you can read cave writing right?".
"Yes, let's see here".
Rabbit King then read the stone tablet by the machine. "Bubble Wand Die Machine".
"Die Machine", said Panda King, "You guys can have it".
"Wait, my mistake, it's a Time Machine. It was created by a sorcerer who roamed these lands before humanity was created", explained Rabbit King, "It can travel as far as this machine can last, all we need is a".
"Forget it, we can use this thing to keep my lab from getting destroyed by that herd of goats!, exclaimed Snake King, "Here we go!".
Snake King then jumped through the bubble wand, but fell down the other side. "All we need is the magical bubble juice. Each sold separately", finished Rabbit King, "And I don't see any bubble fuel around here".
Snake King then found some white stuff in the ground. He dug it up and found the jar of bubble acid. Snake King pulled the levers to set the bubble wand on a few days ago, and threw a pinch of bubble acid in the wand, and activated a portal. Through the portal they could see the ground that buried the bubble wand a few days ago. "There we go, I'll go first", said Panda King, but Snake King stopped him.
"Whoa, this could be dangerous, we need to test this on someone who has nothing to offer this community".
Snake King and Panda King then eyed Rabbit King. Rabbit King took this as an insult and smacked the two. "I got a better idea".
A few minutes later. "You sure about this?", asked Poor Man.
"Yep, just take this stick of dynamite and jump through that giant bubble wand, what could go wrong?", said Rabbit King.
"Well, it could hurt", replied Poor Man, but before he could answer, Rabbit King pushed him through the portal and the rest followed.
"Good, we're through, now we got to follow the cavern and prevent that goat stampede", said Snake King.
So, they followed the cavern, when they finally left a giant cave, but everything seems different. "I don't remember this", said Panda King.
"Wait, that might be because, oh no", said Snake King, "WE'RE IN THE FOURTEENTH CENTURY!".
"Panda King! You punched in the wrong time!", shouted Snake King.
"No, I just didn't punch in the right time", replied Panda King.
"You mean the fourteenth century the most third most violent time period yet, only behind the viking age and the era of the Pop Star!", said Rabbit King, "I could chill here!".
Just then all the trees around them burst into flames. "Ok, maybe I could burn here", corrected Rabbit King.
"Hey, a pretty lizard!", said Panda King.
"Panda King, this isn't a lizard", replied Snake King.
Just then a giant dragon landed. "Oh, hi there", said Poor Man, "Ugh, you heard of a mint?".
Just then a knight in shining armor came on a horse and drew out his sword, scaring the dragon away. "Wow, knight of shining armor, who saved us from that giant lizard?", asked Poor Man.
Then the knight took off his helmet, and it looked just like Poor Man. "I am Sir Poor Knight!", he announced, "Who are you, you handsome warlock!".
"Well, I'm....", answered Panda King.
"Not the talking rice bag!", said Poor Knight.
"I am Poor Man, so, what is it like being celebrated all around the world?".
"Great, I get few waffles now and then, but, hey, I'm not that big of a fan".
Poor Man then stood there like a statue. "What did you say?".
"Oh, I don't like waffles".
Poor Man's eye twitched a little bit. "Uh oh", said Rabbit King, "Drag him!".
Poor Man was about to pounce on Poor Knight, but the rest grabbed him in mid air and pulled him away to a bush. "That was weird", said Poor Knight, "Well, time for a nice, hot flapjack".
Poor Man then leaped up the bush and charged at Poor Knight, till Rabbit King tackled him and pushed him away. "Ok! We got to get out of here fast before he kills one of our ancestors!".
"That's a good idea".
"Who said that?", asked Panda King.
"Oh shoot, uh.... Snake King".
Rabbit King took it immediately and bashed Snake King on the head. "That was fun, now who is it really?".
"Not Chicken, because Chicken wouldn't have come to borrow a cup of sugar from Panda King and fell in a ditch, finding the time machine and now wanting to mess up the world in my, I mean his favor, so it's not me, I mean Chicken!".
"Ok, let's go", said Panda King.
Rabbit King then followed the voice and dragged Chicken by the beak. "C'mon, let's get this creep home".
"No, we got to get my house back!", replied Snake King, "And wow, that is a big bump on my head".
"And I just want to punch buttons, like this for instant, boop bop beep boop", said Panda King.
The portal then opened up. "C'mon! Weeeee!".
Panda King hopped through, and Snake King followed him to keep him safe. Poor Man went too. "Fine, I'll actually think and go back to the present!", replied Rabbit King.
Chicken then stomped Rabbit King on the foot and ran into the portal, Rabbit King shortly following. They got out of the bubble wand time machine when suddenly they were in a giant space ship. "Where are we?", asked Panda King.
"Looks like the long future", said Snake King, "Hey, who is that over there?".
They suddenly caught two people, Dork Vader and Poor Skyfaller dueling to the death. But, Dork Vader suddenly said, "Hey! You two at the back! Do you mind, we're trying to have a final battle here!".
"Sorry!", shouted Poor Man as he randomly set a time period and jumped through the bubble wand.
The rest followed, and Dork Vader said, "Ok, now, where was I?".
"You were here", said Poor Skyfaller, then he pushed Dork Vader off the bridge and into the pit, "And now you're down there sucker! Ah, I'm awesome".
The group jumped out of the bubble wand time machine, but the background seemed strange. "Why is everything black and white?", asked Chicken, "I'm yet to build my Black and White ray, which means this must be the future and I HAVE FINALLY CONQUERED!".
"Nope", said Rabbit King, "Everything is pencil sketched, and we appear to be in a boat.... and oh my god what is that!".
Their attention was then directed to a cartoon Poor Man driving the boat and whistling the steamboat willie tune. "I'll go if you go", stuttered Poor Man.
"I like that very much", said Rabbit King as they jumped through another time. This time, they knew exactly which time period they were in, well, once they saw the 50 foot dinosaur heading directly towards them!".
Everyone ran in the bushes. "Good thing we're safe right Poor Man? Poor Man, oh dang!".
Rabbit King then popped his head above, to see Poor Man just standing there. "Hey little fella, you're a cutie".
Rabbit King then ran and pushed him out of the way before the dinosaur's jaw dropped towards the ground. Rabbit King looked back to see a lump of fur missing from his tail. "I'll kill you later let's go!".
The rest jumped through the time machine and closed it right when the dinosaur put his head inside. Inside, they saw the dinosaur head, caught in a different time period, growling. "Hey, a live example, I can experiment on it and make millions!".
"Uh, Snake King", said Rabbit King, "First I would count on where we are".
Snake King looked around, and was shocked to see absolutely nothing.
"I don't get it! Where are we! And are you to tell me there are no waffles in nowhere!", rambled Poor Man.
"Part of the idea big shot", said Chicken, "We're stuck, there's nothing. Say your prayers".
"Any idea where we could be, only a crazy like you could predict".
"Well, we could either be in a time period where a black hole emerged and swallowed the whole universe, or a time where the universe didn't even exist", explained Chicken, "A void, you may say".
"Well, can't we just hop through it?", asked Rabbit King.
"No Bubble Acid, and we just turned it off", said Snake King, "And we can't use the manual setting because there is no electricity on nothing!".
"What do we do now?", asked Panda King, "My tummy is growling".
"We'll be stuck here forever. We'll die from hunger, thirst, maybe all of the above", said Rabbit King, "Welcome to the nothing".
"Wait, if we are in the nothing, then where is the sorcerer? How can we be here?", asked Panda King.
"That is a good point".
"Silly mortals", said a voice, "The sorcerer lives forever!"
A light then came and the sorcerer popped up. "Welcome, I am The Sorcerer. How may I help you!".
"GET US OUT OF HERE!", shouted Poor Man as he directly pounced on the sorcerer, "THERE ARE NO WAFFLES, GET ME OUT OF HERE!".
"I wish I could, because apparently you haven't heard of a breath mint", said the sorcerer, "But magic is fueled by electricity in the air and sunlight".
"So, magic is solar powered?", asked Snake King.
"Shut up I'm talking fool", snapped the sorcerer, "And there is no electricity here, so my magic won't work, therefor the bubble wand fueled by magic will not work. So, you are stuck here to shrivel up till the universe and the Earth is finally created".
"Thanks for proving our death theory!", shouted Rabbit King.
"But, you won't have to wait long".
"Here I bought pocked oxygen masks for you all, and enjoy the show".
Just then a black speck appeared. It slowly flowed through the ground, when suddenly it reached the ground, turning it into a pit. Our heroes fell when suddenly a little piece of land caught them. They witnessed a bunch of light showering though the galaxy. Each of the lights is hitting a piece of land, which turns them bigger till they become a full sized planet. The lights also started to create stars, asteroids, and the sun that keeps the planet in orbit. Finally a blue piece of light shot down on the land they were standing on, spreading it into the Earth we know it was today. "Wow, that was beautiful", said Poor Man through his oxygen mask, "But when will the galaxy be created?".
The Sorcerer then turned on the Bubble Wand time machine. "Good luck, go home, and take this for the road".
He then gave Rabbit kIng a small box of magic. The group then jumped home, and the sorcerer closed the portal. "Boy, what a bunch of smelly jerks!", mumbled the sorcerer. Just then, out of the bubble wand time machine, jumped Sharky and Elephant. "Ok, we got to stop it before it's too late!", shouted Sharky, "And who's that bearded pile of bones right over there?", asked Sharky.
"I'm sowwy, I got it set on B.C.", said Elephant, "And I'm sowwy again, I punched in the wrong year".
"Forget it, just set it up correctly and let's go!".
The two then jumped through the portal, leaving the sorcerer at a lost for words. "I regret making that".
At the present, the group got out. "Well, I'm going to take this freak to jail", said Rabbit King as he lifted Chicken.
"No you're not!", shouted Chicken as he clicked a camera at Rabbit King's face and ran away while he was still dizzy.
Rabbit King gave a hot pursuit for him. "I'm going to get a stack of waffles, thanks for dragging me on this goose chase", said Poor Man as he left too.
"So, goats, who could've guessed?", asked Snake King, "Goats getting us into this mess".
"Hey, maybe you can stay here while they repair your lab?".
"We are already at the point I said yes to that question, and, thanks bud".
"What are friends for?", asked Panda King, "But what do we do about that bubble wand time machine?".
"Poor Man has a basement right?", asked Snake King.
Panda King the picked up a stick of dynamite. "He does now, he's not very smart is he?".
"Nope, now let's go blow stuff up!".
The two friends then ran, leaving the bubble wand time machine to close it's portal.