"MASTER!", shouted Darky, "I have CACulated a large suply OF magic around the POOR MAN neighborhood!".
"They must be planning something", said the Masked Shadow, "Very well, we will kill them immediately".
"MASTER!", shouted Darky, "I will NOT risk you, I SHALL GO!".
"No fool, you miserabley failed last time, but you do have a point", pondered the Masked Shadow, "Very well, you are demoted".
"Wait, what?", asked Darky.
"You are now classified as minion", said the Masked Shadow.
"But, MASTER!", shouted Darky, "I'M the ONLY ONE! Who's GOING TO BE your second in COMMAND? One of the CROWS!?".
The Masked Shadow then gave a sinister laugh an pulled a switch, and out from a chamber, rose a brand new creation. "He will be your supervisor in the mission", explained The Masked Shadow, "I'm counting on you two. The mission will not be disrupted".
Meanwhile, Poor Man was eating breakfast when Elephant went on top of the table. "Poor Man. Do you know why Sharky is ignoring me?".
"He either hates your guts or he's scared of every single fiber on your body ever since you pretty much tore him apart a few weeks ago", explained Poor Man, "But, hey, don't worry about it".
"You know what, I'm going to ask him myself", said Elephant, "There he is, hey Sharky!".
Sharky looked up at Elephant, then pretended like he didn't see him. "Sharky, are you scared of me?".
"What, no, I'm not scared of anything!", he denied, but when Elephant jumped down, Sharky shrieked.
"Why did you shriek Sharky?".
"Who says shriek, because I don't shriek thank you very much".
"If you don't shriek then how come you didn't shriek".
"I'm tough! I can rip you apart, see! Come at me!".
Elephant reached towards Sharky, but Sharky screamed and ran away. "SHARKY!", shouted Elephant, "YOU SHRIEKED AGAIN!".
Sharky then went out from under the rug. "Sharky, it's not like you didn't deserve it you were rude to everybody, you tried to get Poor Man to eat those nice zebras who live in our no car garage, and you threatened to put me inside a microwave".
"It wasn't me!", cried Sharky, "It was my evil clone, Darky, who was sent here by The Masked Shadow dude to influence Poor Man and to kill you, and I escaped to save you!".
"Yea, that story again", mumbled Elephant.
"Fine, I'll show you, come out through the doggy door", said Sharky, "You see that bird over there, it's evil and it's going to take us there".
"Sharky, I wouldn't...".
"HEY BIRD! LOOK, FREE TUNA, COME AND GET ME BIRDBRAIN!".
"Sharky, that's a condor!", shouted Elephant.
"And, oh...", said Sharky, "That'll explain the gold coating and the fact that's it's headed right towards....".
So, while Sharky got swiped by a giant bird, Poor Man was weighing in. "Hm, and, what! 182.6!", shouted Poor Man, "I just gained 6 pounds in one day! How is that even possible!".
Poor Man was wandering around the house having a mild freak attack. "I'm fat! Oh my god, look at me!".
Poor Man looked at himself in the mirror, but it looked much wider than usual. "That's it! I need to go to a place where I know I'll lose a few weight, and I think I know the place that can do this!".
Poor Man then drove over the arcade to play some Pac Thing, when suddenly, he noticed a brand new game opened called "The Dancing Game that will help you lose weight you fat dumb person who may or may not be called Poor Man. And if you fail you are an unfit loser. MWA HA HA HA HA HA!".
"It's my destiny", said Poor Man as he pulled out a quarter.