Poor Man was tucking himself in, about to fall asleep, but how could he sleep without his two favorite stuffed animals from his childhood, Sharky the shark and Elephant the elephant. He was such a creative child. "Ah, you two have been with me since I was born", said Poor Man to himself, "You were in one of my gift baskets one of my mother's friends gave to her, and you've been in my heart ever since. You guys get me through the day, well, good night Sharky, good night Elephant".
So, Poor Man fell fast asleep, then, all of a sudden, Sharky and Elephant came to life. "Man I never thought he would sleep", said Sharky to himself, "He's always, gift basket blah blah blah rainbows butterfly waffle pony".
"I'm sowwy", said Elephant.
"Why did you say that?", asked Sharky
"That's my catchphwase, it's cute with my accent, and I'm sowwy I ate the last toaster stroodle".
"Man, you and Poor Man! Man my life sucks! How did I become real anyway? Well, it was a long story I'd rather soon forget", monolouged Sharky, "It all started in Heaven, with the Blue Fairy watching down on the world".
So, in heaven, it's what you would think it would be, and in the Guardian Angels office, the Blue Fairy came to her desk exausted. "That rotten puppet, turned him into a real boy and he never even said thanks", mumbled the Blue Fairy, "And why am I even called the blue fairy, I'm not even blue!?".
Just then her phone rang, so she yelled into it, "WHAT!?".
"Sir, Poor Man is getting into trouble again, he almost got machettied by the Queen in a bucket of glitter glue", said the Operator, "Go over there and make a merical, and after that a girl named Cinderella needs you".
"God, I hate my job, no pun intended", said the Blue Fairy, "I'm on it".
So, she zapped herself into Poor Man's house, with him fast asleep. "Man, I hate the night shift", mumbled the Blue Fairy, then she drew out her wand and tapped it on Poor Man's shark and elephant, who was glowing in a blue light.
Then, Sharky and Elephant came to life. "Wow, I can see, I cant talk!", said Sharky.
"I feel tingly inside", said Elephant, "I feel like jello shawky".
"That's because you are jello", replied Sharky, "And oh my god, a woman in Poor Man's house, I never thought I'd see this before!".
"I am the Blue Fairy", introduced the fairy, "And you are Sharky and Elephant".
"Yea, we kind of knew that tuts", said Sharky, "But how about this, you zap me up a phone so I can give you my number".
"Silence sharp toothed one!", shouted the Blue Fairy, "You are in charge of protecting Poor Man as his guardian angels. If he lives his whole life, Sharky becomes a realy shark and Elephant becomes a real elephant and you will live for all eternity, but if he dies unnaturally, you will become inanimated objects for all of eternity".
"Whoa, a lot of pressure here", said Sharky, "So, you bought us to life to be some nanny to a guy who's older than us! I don't babysit!".
"Babysit", thought Elephant, "Won't that hurt them?".
"Ok, so if we make sure this guy doesn't get killed in his life, then I become a real shark, he becomes a bigger real pain, and everything is hunky doory".
"Yes", answered the Blue Fairy, "But I must test your skill, if Poor Man does get hurt today, I turn you back into a lifeless stuffed animal and Elephant takes over".
Sharky then looks at Elephant, to find him staring at his reflection in the toaster, "Ugh, what an embarrasment to have this guy me my Plan B", said Sharky, "Fine, I'll guard the guy".
"But, he must not know you are alive, or bad things".
"You'll make another Elephant?', asked Sharky.
"Then you will be fired from being guardian angels and go to the most unspeakable place ever imaganable".
"You don't mean", said Sharky looking down.
"No, worse", said the Blue Fiary, then she created a vision of Kid's house, with Kid putting dynamite into a jack in a box, then he hid behind his lego wall and pushed a button, blowing it up, then Kid laughed like a maniac!
"Uhh... it's a living".
"Sharky!", shouted Elephant
"What, I was going to say New Jeresy", assured Sharky, "Some people are too assumative".
"So, good day and good night warriors", shouted the Blue Fairy as she faded away.
Wait, good day and good night... HEY! Anyway...morning rose and Sharky and Elephant layed down acting like lifeless toys. "Hello Sharky, hello Elephant, what a beautifle day today, I think I'm going ot eat a nice, crunchy waffle".
As soon as Poor Man left, Sharky yelled, "Follow him!".
So, Sharky and Elephant secretly followed Poor Man, making sure nothing happened to him. A truck almost ran over him, but Sharky climbed in the hood. He didn't know what to do, so he hurled himself at a spinning gear, which stopped the truck. The truck driver looked in the hood, and pulled out Sharky. "Ugh, that piece of beaver got in here", said the driver as he tossed Sharky away.
Sharky was all mained up, wih 3 teeth missing. "Thanks for the help Elephant!", shouted Sharky
"You're welcome", replied Elephant.
Sharky then noticed Poor Man walk in a construction zone, obviously oblivious to is surroundings. Sharky first saved Poor Man from a bulldozer by cutting a hole in one of the tires with one of his loose teeth. He then saved Poor Man from a bunch of falling debris by accessing a gaint magnet that was there for some reason, bring all of the debris towards him. Sharky got pummeled, but Poor Man is ok. But, now Poor Man walked into an old building they were about to blow up. Sharky had to think fast. He took all of the explosives and carried them away, but before he could set them down, they exploded.
Sharky crawled out of the remains, all beaten up, and covered in ashes. "Wow Sharky,you really shouldn't be around explosives by yourself", said Elephant.
"If I had the energy, I'd kill you so hard", mumbled Sharky, "And Poor Man is going in the waffle hut, it's not like anything can happen in there, right?".
But, just then the roof blew off of the restraunt. Sharky then stormed inside and picked up Poor Man, who's just eating a stack of waffles, not aware that he's moving while Rover was storming the place. "Waffles don't come in stacks!", shouted Rover, "Pancakes do, waffles, forget it, I need a day off".
"You got one", said an employee from underneath the counter, "In fact, you got more, you're fired!".
"Oh, well I didn't mean that", said Rover to himself, "I think I'm in a deep rust today".
So, Sharky carried Poor Man home, feeling that it'll be easier to protect him if he was at one place. "Wow, I don't know how I got home, but I don't mind, I think I go ta free meal", said Poor Man, "Time to watch some telivision".
But, when he turned on the telivision, it told of a horrible crime. "It's just in, there's been a recent robbery on the 12-12 housing in Blueberry street".
"Oh my, I'm in the 13-13 housing in Blueberry street", said Poor Man to himself, "I problably should've got with something more lucky".
"Police experts say that if a robber has stole all of the valuables in one home, they're likely to hit the next whenether possible".
"I'm the next house!", shouted Poor Man, "Well, actually I'm not the next house, I live in the next house, but I should still worry! My mother used to tell me that when I'm in a crisis, always panic. I'M PANICKING!".
"Oh my, this is pain written all over it, we go to watch him like a hawk", ordered Sharky.
"But I can't", said Elephant.
"I'm an elephant, not a hawk. I can't fly Sharky".
"Wow, you are an idiot".
"I'm sowwy, but you got it mixed up, I'm not an idiot, I'm an elephant".
"Shut up! Just guard him!", snapped Sharky, "I'm not doing all of the work and recieving all of the pain this time. I swear if I wasn't an angel I would swear".
"You said that!", shouted Sharky.
While the two were arguing, something sneaked through an open window. Poor Man noticed it and tried to stop the figure in the coat, but he failed, and it knocked him out cold! The figure then left with the wallet, the blender, a jewel necklace, and a telivision, and while it was being stolen, the telivion said, "Oh when will he strike next? How can they protect him? Find out after