Poor Man was tucking himself in, about to fall asleep, but how could he sleep without his two favorite stuffed animals from his childhood, Sharky the shark and Elephant the elephant. He was such a creative child. "Ah, you two have been with me since I was born", said Poor Man to himself, "You were in one of my gift baskets one of my mother's friends gave to her, and you've been in my heart ever since. You guys get me through the day, well, good night Sharky, good night Elephant".
So, Poor Man fell fast asleep, then, all of a sudden, Sharky and Elephant came to life. "Man I never thought he would sleep", said Sharky to himself, "He's always, gift basket blah blah blah rainbows butterfly waffle pony".
"I'm sowwy", said Elephant.
"Why did you say that?", asked Sharky
"That's my catchphwase, it's cute with my accent, and I'm sowwy I ate the last toaster stroodle".
"Man, you and Poor Man! Man my life sucks! How did I become real anyway? Well, it was a long story I'd rather soon forget", monolouged Sharky, "It all started in Heaven, with the Blue Fairy watching down on the world".
So, in heaven, it's what you would think it would be, and in the Guardian Angels office, the Blue Fairy came to her desk exausted. "That rotten puppet, turned him into a real boy and he never even said thanks", mumbled the Blue Fairy, "And why am I even called the blue fairy, I'm not even blue!?".
Just then her phone rang, so she yelled into it, "WHAT!?".
"Sir, Poor Man is getting into trouble again, he almost got machettied by the Queen in a bucket of glitter glue", said the Operator, "Go over there and make a merical, and after that a girl named Cinderella needs you".
"God, I hate my job, no pun intended", said the Blue Fairy, "I'm on it".
So, she zapped herself into Poor Man's house, with him fast asleep. "Man, I hate the night shift", mumbled the Blue Fairy, then she drew out her wand and tapped it on Poor Man's shark and elephant, who was glowing in a blue light.
Then, Sharky and Elephant came to life. "Wow, I can see, I cant talk!", said Sharky.
"I feel tingly inside", said Elephant, "I feel like jello shawky".
"That's because you are jello", replied Sharky, "And oh my god, a woman in Poor Man's house, I never thought I'd see this before!".
"I am the Blue Fairy", introduced the fairy, "And you are Sharky and Elephant".
"Yea, we kind of knew that tuts", said Sharky, "But how about this, you zap me up a phone so I can give you my number".
"Silence sharp toothed one!", shouted the Blue Fairy, "You are in charge of protecting Poor Man as his guardian angels. If he lives his whole life, Sharky becomes a realy shark and Elephant becomes a real elephant and you will live for all eternity, but if he dies unnaturally, you will become inanimated objects for all of eternity".
"Whoa, a lot of pressure here", said Sharky, "So, you bought us to life to be some nanny to a guy who's older than us! I don't babysit!".
"Babysit", thought Elephant, "Won't that hurt them?".
"Ok, so if we make sure this guy doesn't get killed in his life, then I become a real shark, he becomes a bigger real pain, and everything is hunky doory".
"Yes", answered the Blue Fairy, "But I must test your skill, if Poor Man does get hurt today, I turn you back into a lifeless stuffed animal and Elephant takes over".
Sharky then looks at Elephant, to find him staring at his reflection in the toaster, "Ugh, what an embarrasment to have this guy me my Plan B", said Sharky, "Fine, I'll guard the guy".
"But, he must not know you are alive, or bad things".
"You'll make another Elephant?', asked Sharky.
"Then you will be fired from being guardian angels and go to the most unspeakable place ever imaganable".
"You don't mean", said Sharky looking down.
"No, worse", said the Blue Fiary, then she created a vision of Kid's house, with Kid putting dynamite into a jack in a box, then he hid behind his lego wall and pushed a button, blowing it up, then Kid laughed like a maniac!
"Uhh... it's a living".
"Sharky!", shouted Elephant
"What, I was going to say New Jeresy", assured Sharky, "Some people are too assumative".
"So, good day and good night warriors", shouted the Blue Fairy as she faded away.
Wait, good day and good night... HEY! Anyway...morning rose and Sharky and Elephant layed down acting like lifeless toys. "Hello Sharky, hello Elephant, what a beautifle day today, I think I'm going ot eat a nice, crunchy waffle".
As soon as Poor Man left, Sharky yelled, "Follow him!".
So, Sharky and Elephant secretly followed Poor Man, making sure nothing happened to him. A truck almost ran over him, but Sharky climbed in the hood. He didn't know what to do, so he hurled himself at a spinning gear, which stopped the truck. The truck driver looked in the hood, and pulled out Sharky. "Ugh, that piece of beaver got in here", said the driver as he tossed Sharky away.
Sharky was all mained up, wih 3 teeth missing. "Thanks for the help Elephant!", shouted Sharky
"You're welcome", replied Elephant.
Sharky then noticed Poor Man walk in a construction zone, obviously oblivious to is surroundings. Sharky first saved Poor Man from a bulldozer by cutting a hole in one of the tires with one of his loose teeth. He then saved Poor Man from a bunch of falling debris by accessing a gaint magnet that was there for some reason, bring all of the debris towards him. Sharky got pummeled, but Poor Man is ok. But, now Poor Man walked into an old building they were about to blow up. Sharky had to think fast. He took all of the explosives and carried them away, but before he could set them down, they exploded.
Sharky crawled out of the remains, all beaten up, and covered in ashes. "Wow Sharky,you really shouldn't be around explosives by yourself", said Elephant.
"If I had the energy, I'd kill you so hard", mumbled Sharky, "And Poor Man is going in the waffle hut, it's not like anything can happen in there, right?".
But, just then the roof blew off of the restraunt. Sharky then stormed inside and picked up Poor Man, who's just eating a stack of waffles, not aware that he's moving while Rover was storming the place. "Waffles don't come in stacks!", shouted Rover, "Pancakes do, waffles, forget it, I need a day off".
"You got one", said an employee from underneath the counter, "In fact, you got more, you're fired!".
"Oh, well I didn't mean that", said Rover to himself, "I think I'm in a deep rust today".
So, Sharky carried Poor Man home, feeling that it'll be easier to protect him if he was at one place. "Wow, I don't know how I got home, but I don't mind, I think I go ta free meal", said Poor Man, "Time to watch some telivision".
But, when he turned on the telivision, it told of a horrible crime. "It's just in, there's been a recent robbery on the 12-12 housing in Blueberry street".
"Oh my, I'm in the 13-13 housing in Blueberry street", said Poor Man to himself, "I problably should've got with something more lucky".
"Police experts say that if a robber has stole all of the valuables in one home, they're likely to hit the next whenether possible".
"I'm the next house!", shouted Poor Man, "Well, actually I'm not the next house, I live in the next house, but I should still worry! My mother used to tell me that when I'm in a crisis, always panic. I'M PANICKING!".
"Oh my, this is pain written all over it, we go to watch him like a hawk", ordered Sharky.
"But I can't", said Elephant.
"I'm an elephant, not a hawk. I can't fly Sharky".
"Wow, you are an idiot".
"I'm sowwy, but you got it mixed up, I'm not an idiot, I'm an elephant".
"Shut up! Just guard him!", snapped Sharky, "I'm not doing all of the work and recieving all of the pain this time. I swear if I wasn't an angel I would swear".
"You said that!", shouted Sharky.
While the two were arguing, something sneaked through an open window. Poor Man noticed it and tried to stop the figure in the coat, but he failed, and it knocked him out cold! The figure then left with the wallet, the blender, a jewel necklace, and a telivision, and while it was being stolen, the telivion said, "Oh when will he strike next? How can they protect him? Find out after
"Look, let me explain, you're an elephnat who's an idiot", explained Sharky slowly.
"Then why am I not called Elephant who's an Idiot?", asked Elephant.
"Because you're an elephant, but you're an idiot! And a big one too!", shouted Sharky.
"Then why am I not called...".
Just then the blue angel rose from a light and used her powers to zip both of their mouthes closed. Literally. "Sharky, you have failed me".
"What do you mean? We've been watching the idiot the whole time!", shouted Sharky.
"I thought I was the idiot?", asked Elephant.
"They're both idiots!", shouted Sharky, "Look at him, he's oh my golly he's on the floor unconcious and a bunch of stuff is missing! And you're picking up your wand, aiming it at me, it's glowing red, and now it's".
The Blue Fairy blasted Sharky, turning him into a lifeless toy. "Now, elephant who is an idiot, it is you who will be in charge of watching Poor Man".
"But it wasn't his fault, it was mine, I...".
"It was his fault, he was in charge, so he is responcible for anything that happens", said the Blue Fairy, "Which is why I hate this stinking job! Plus, you have not caused a single injury to Poor Man, which makes you best at your job. Now ta ta, I got to join my fairy sisters to give gifts to a princess just born".
So, the blue fairy dissapeared, and Elephant stared at the lifeless Sharky. "Oh, this is all my fault, I'm sowwy", said Elephant, "I swear, I'll bring you back. I'll do such a good job that she'll give me one wish. I would swear to that, but as you said, I'm an angel".
Just then Poor Man woke up, and Elephant layed down acting like a stuffed animal. "Good job Sharky, I believe you're not alive, heh heh, I'm funny", whispered Elephant.
"Dag nabbit, I've been rustled!", shouted Poor Man as he kicked a vase into shards, "The Zebra Gangsters are arrested so I bet it wasn't them".
Just then Rabbit King stormed through the door. "Poor Man, I saw someone about to rob you and... I'm too late".
"Yes you are", said Poor Man, "So, do you know who it is?".
"Well, no I don't, I thoungt you knew since, well, you were the one being robbed. Just a lukcy...".
Just then Panda King jumped through a window and shouted, "Freeze robber! Oh, I'm too late".
"Yea, and you're going to face a robber with a half eaten sandwich?", asked Rabbit King.
"I'm hungry", replied Panda King, "So Poor Man, you know who robbed you?".
"No, it was some guy in a cloak".
"But, I know who did it", said Panda King, "It was some guy".
"You mean you know it's a male?", asked Rabbit King.
"No, it's someone. I know someone did it!", declared Panda King, "I solved the case!".
Then Snake King busted through the hole in the window and shouted, "A robber is coming! We're here to, I think I'm too late".
"Yea, I think so too", replied Poor Man.
"Well, if you're going to be sarcastic about it, I guess I'm going to leave", said Snake King, but when he left, he ran right back shouting, "I found clues!".
He then unrolled a map of Power Island. "He must've dropped it with his hands full. He marked off Ratnik's house and Poor Man's house, and he marked them in numerical order. So we got to look for the number theree and meet them there, so we can catch the thief red handed?".
"Yea, crabs are greedy, it's likely it's them", said Panda King, "If it is a crab, I volunteer to execute it, I just got to find my I love crab bib".
"Oh my goodenss, the next stop is the Waffle Hut!".
"Well, we got no time to loose, we have to stop the thief", said Rabbit King, "We have to go early and find a place ot hide".
So, when they all left, Elephant carried Sharky and rushed after them. So he can defend Poor Man, he also bought a knife. It took an hour with his size, but he finally reached the Waffle Hut. "Oh, I should put this kinfe somewhere so no one will get hurt", said Elephant, so he stuck a knife into the crate, and Poor Man popped out shouting.
"Owwwwww!", he shouted, then he found a hiding place in a bush, but he shouted again realising it was a thorn bush and he hid behind a tree.
"Oops", said Elephant, "I'm sowwy".
Just then a cloaked figure approached the locked glass doors. "I'm going in", said the figure as it hopped through the glass. Rabbit King, Panda King, and Snake King emerged from their hiding places and tried to stop him. After a minute of all sorts of harsh noises, Rabbit King, Snake King, and Panda King came flying threw the glass door, unconcious. Now it's all up to Poor Man. So, he charged in the Waffle Hut, and Elephant followed. He got around through the shadows.
Poor Mna saw the cloaked figure take all of the waffle batter and waffle makers. "Now he can't resist this", said the cloaked figure in pure evil.
"Hey you! You can't do that!", shouted Poor Man.
"You stay out of this", said the figure as he knocked Poor Man to the ground, "And consider yourself lucky I didn't kill you... yet".
"I'm not going to let you do this", stuttered Poor Man.
"Well, I'm doing it. I got everything, time to get moving", said the cloaked figure as he also put the cash register in the bag.
So, the cloaked figure ran, with Poor Man following. Knowing he has to lose him, the figure ran all the way around the waffle hut. Elephant hid from a corner with a baseball bat, and swung at the cloaked figure. But, the figure was smaller than Elephant thought, so it hit Poor Man instead. Poor Man got knocked unconcious again. "Wow, I'm bad at this", said Elephant, "But then he panicked to see that the figure just saw him.
The figure seemed stolid about it, but staring at him for 5 seconds, then it muttered, "I did my duty", before it ran off. Elephant never had to see it again, or at least he thought so.
But, all Elephant heard was a rustle, till Rover came in with all of the things the figure stole. "That abomination of nature got away, but I got all the stuff he stole", said Rover, "Thank goodness I forgot to collect my final paycheck".
Just then the employee rose from the counter top and said, "Wow, you saved all of our supplies, you're re-hired!".
"And I knew I would", replied Rover, "But what are you doing here?'.
"Oh, I fell asleep as soon as you left", she replied, "The floor is a bit crusty, but it's still softer than my bed at home".
While they all were talking, Elephnat sneakily dragged Poor Man outside. "Well, you're ok but I failed Sharky", muttered Elephant.
Just then the Blue Fairy rose. "Oh my god, no pun intended, stop this madness, you made Aphrodite throw up!", she cried, "It is clear that you are horrible at your job, so I use my powers to bring Sharky back in charge!".
She then sent some light into Sharky, causing him to come back to life. "I'm alive!", shouted Sharky, "Thank you ma'am, I swear I'm going to take this job seriously from now on!".
"Good, because remember, if you need to know the consequences all over again go back to the beginning".
So, the fairy left, and Poor Man woke up, Shakry and Elephant looking like inanimated objects. "Oh, how did you guys get here?", asked Poor Man, "Eh, I'll get you home anyway, man, I wish you could talk".
So, Poor Man took the two home, but as he was walking by, Sharky and