The Wheel of Riches
Rabbit King, being the island's hero, needs a break. One can only save the world so many times. So, what better way to get a break then to get rich? One night, Rabbit King was watching his favorite game show, The Wheel or Riches. It seemed like a regular game, with three contestants, and even the excited host was there. Everything seemed normal... until.
"Ok, Jeffery Huges", said the host, "The topic is TV and Movie. Spin the wheel!".
But, before Jeffery could spin the wheel, a man from the audience suddenly yelled "FREEZE!".
The man then climbed onto stage and pulled out his badge. "I'm an undercover agent of the FBI and Jeffery Huges isn't Jeffery Huges at all...".
The FBI agent then came to Jeffery and yanked on his face, to reveal the face you saw was only a mask. "This is Dr. Vincent, an escaped mass criminal!".
The crowd then gasped, but before the FBI agent could arrest him, Dr. Vincent threw a marble on the ground, smoking up the entire room. And when the smoke cleared up, Vincent was gone. "WE GOT A RUNNER!", shouted the FBI agent as he ran offstage".
"Well, ok", said the host in a shocked manner, "Well, we need a third contestant, but who could it be?".
Rabbit King, seeing the opportunity, bolted out of his house and towards the studio (which conveniently, was right down the street for some reason). Rabbit King then charged towards the audience and sat on the remaining podium. "I'M READY!", shouted Rabbit King as he spun the wheel.
"You got 800 dollars!", shouted the host.
"Is there a T?", asked Rabbit King.
"Yes, there is two T's", replied the host, "You can spin aga....".
"I would like to solve the riddle! It's The Last Airbender!", shouted Rabbit King.
"You're correct?", asked the host, "Well, you're correct. How did you...".
"I'm a hero, I was trained with high detective skills", replied Rabbit King, "C'mon, give me more!".
"Uh, ok", said the host, still in shock, "The topic is food".
Rabbit King then spun the wheel and got 1200 dollars. "Is there a C?", asked Rabbit King.
"There is two C's", replied the host.
Rabbit KIng then spun the wheel again to get 500 dollars and a vacation to Fiji. "Is there an R?", asked Rabbit King.
"There are two R's", said the host.
"I would like to solve the riddle. IT'S CARROT CAKE!".
"YES! IT'S CORRECT!", shouted the host.
"OH C'MON!", shouted the other two contestants.
And so the pattern continued. Rabbit King winning everything, the two contestants being left in the shadows, and the host remaining in disbelief. Soon, the game was starting to end. "Ok, you got 50,000 dollars", explained the host, "Your money is in that briefcase. All you have to do is answer this one last sentence".
By now, the second contestant is asleep and the third contestant got angry and stormed off. "The phrase is...".
But before the host could finish the sentence, a giant wheel suddenly came through the wall tore up all of Rabbit King's money. "No.... no... NO!", shouted Rabbit King, "What just happened here! Where's my money! IT'S ALL GONE!?'.
"Sorry, but I'm afraid that since there's no more money to win, you all lose at the Wheel of Riches".
So, Rabbit King walked home, without a single dime earned. He was pretty upset when he got home. He laid on the bed, about to go to sleep. But while going to sleep, he had all of his memories from the day come to him. He remembered winning everything, he remembered the host, and once he cooled down he found a random wheel crushing everything to be quite amusing. He remembered all the experiences he had during that game show and fell asleep with a smile after all.
Poor Man was sitting on his lucky chair with Chomper on his lap watching The Wheel or Riches. "Boy that rabbit seems familiar", he said to himself.
Suddenly, he heard his doorbell ring. "Who could that be during this hour!?", asked Poor Man.
He answered the door, to find a strange hooded man force his way in there. "Hey! Who are you!?", asked Poor Man.
The hooded man then pulled off his hood and revealed himself to be Dr. Vincent. "Dr. Vincent. What is a puppy hater like you doing here!?", shouted Poor Man.
"I escaped from prison!", shouted Dr. Vincent, "And you're going to hide me until the police force dies down".
"Ha! Why would I do that?", asked Poor Man.
Dr. Vincent then reached inside his coat and pulled out a gun. "Ok, that's a pretty good reason. I got a basement".
Chomper then came in the room and started growling at Vincent. "I see you still have that fur ball!", noted Vincent before he spit on Chomper.
"Hey, who are you to treat my dog like that?", asked Poor Man.
Vincent then aimed his gun right at Poor Man's forehead. "Ok, that's a pretty good answer. Please make yourself at home".
"Don't mind if I do", said Vincent with a very sly smile.
So, Poor Man, frightened that there's a violent maniac inside his house holding him and his pets hostage, decided to watch some TV to keep his mind off of things. However, it wasn't long till Vincent came and fired his gun right at the TV screen. "Hey! What was that for!", shouted Poor Man.
"Your stupid dog is following me around!", complained Vincent, "Lock that mutt outside!".
"Boy, you must be fun at parties", muttered Poor Man, but then he got an idea, "Ok. I think I will do that".
So, Poor Man the came at the backyard with Chomper and made sure to close the door behind him. Then he pulled out his phone and started to call the police. "Hello, police. It's an emergency! Dr. Vincent escaped prison and is in my house. He's holding me and my pets hostage! Sure, I can hold".
So, after waiting for a few minutes, the police told him they'll be on their way. "Great! Now all I need to do is survive till the police come here", cheered Poor Man as he walked inside, until he saw Vincent waiting for him. "It sure took you a while", said Vincent, "Did you make a call?".
"Uh... yea. To my... grandmother. Yea, my grandmother! It's her birthday so I called her to say happy birthday! Yea!".
Just then police sirens rang and lights shun on the house. "YOU'RE SURROUNDED. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS OUT!".
"You called the police!", shouted Dr. Vincent.
"I may have mentioned that", stuttered Poor Man, "Please don't hurt me".
"Why would I do that?", asked Dr. Vincent, "You're my way out".
"What?", asked Poor Man.
The police force surrounded Poor Man's house, and Vincent came out of the house, but was forcing Poor Man with him. Vincent was holding Poor Man gunpoint. "You take one step towards me and Poor Man gets some led through his head!".
"Ooh I like led. That's nice... oh, wait a minute", said Poor Man, "Help me!".
The police force then formed a path for Vincent go get through. "What are you going to do to me?", asked Poor Man, "Because, I'd prefer not to get shot in the head please".
"Don't worry, you don't have anything valuable in there to damage anyway", commented Vincent.
"Oh, that's good", said Poor Man, "Wait... HEY!".
"I'm going to take you with me to the docks and use you as a ticket for a free boat. Then I'm going to ride away with you. And once I'm far enough, I'll let you swim with the fishes. And that's why you don't mess with my evil plans!".
Poor Man then gulped nervously. If only there was something to help him. Then as luck would have it, a giant wheel then came and ran over Vincent. "FREEDOM!", shouted Poor Man as he ran away.
Vincent, all flattened, started to get up from the groove the giant wheel left on the ground. "What happened?", asked Vincent, "Well, I may have lost my hostage, but you still left me a way out".
Vincent then threw a marble on the ground and crowded the entire street in smoke. Vincent started to run away, but then Chomper came outside through the open door. Noticing the street was covered in smoke, Chomper used his K9 sense of smell to track down the running Vincent. Chomper then ran towards Vincent in top speed and attacked him. As the smoke cleared up, the police and Poor Man noticed Chomper biting on a knocked down Dr. Vincent. "No! Get off of me you stupid mutt!".
The police then ran towards Dr. Vincent and put him on handcuffs. "No! I will return! I will get you Poor Man, and your little dog too!", shouted Vincent as the police forced him in the police car.
So, the police cleared out, Dr. Vincent is back in jail, and Poor Man can finally get back to relaxing and watching TV with Chomper back on his lap. "Good boy", said Poor Man, stroking Chomper's head, "Good boy".
Pinky and the Pain
"Oh boy, this is going to be a busy day", said Snake King once he checked his e-mail today.
And it was. He got requests from three different places, telling him they need him to invent something for them today. And if he's going to get everything done he's going to have to get right to work. But, as fate would have it, Panda King chose today to stop by for a visit. Panda King knocked on the door and Snake King pulled a rope that opened the door. "Hey Snake King. There's an all you can eat buffet at Sapphire Wednesdays. Do you want to watch me eat it?".
"Not now Panda King, I'm extremely busy today!", said Snake King as he gathered all of his materials into a satchel, "I got to invent three different things today".
"Oh, well if you're so busy maybe I can help you", said Panda King.
"NO!", shouted Snake King, "No. Remember the last time you tried to help!?".
"We don't speak of the dark days!", replied Panda King, "How was I supposed to know electricity hurts?".
"Sorry, but if you will excuse me, I must be on my way", said Snake King.
But Panda King then made puppy dog eyes at Snake King. "Oh c'mon, don't look at me like that!".
But instead, Panda King upped the sadness. "It's still a no. The answer is no!".
Panda King then started shedding alligator tears. "Ok! Fine! You can come, but don't touch anything!", said Snake King, "I'm going to regret this".
So first, the two went to the prison to up the security system. Snake King was working with the control pad. "Are you sure you don't need help?", asked Panda King.
"No, I don't!", replied Snake King, "Oh wait a minute... SHOOT!".
"What's wrong?", asked Panda King.
"I forgot. I need someone to cut the wires at the end of the halls once I pull the switch to install it!", said Snake King, "Oh dear. Panda King, I may or may not need your help".
"YOU DO!", cheered Panda King.
"Yes, here's some scissors. Now, I need to pull the switch, and once I tell you to, I want you to cut the red wire. Don't cut the green wire, cut the red wire. The red wire will install the upgrades to the security system, but the green wire will let everyone in prison go, ok. Cut the red wire, not the green wire".
"I can do that!", said Panda King as he grabbed the scissors and walked to the control panel at the end of the hall, "Lets see, cut the green wire and not the red wire".
Snake King then pulled the switch. "OK! CUT IT!".
Panda King then cut the green wire, and suddenly all of the prison cells opened up, and all of the criminals started to run away. "Oh no, oh no, oh no", muttered Snake King, "Go back to your cells!".
Dr. Vincent, one of the prisoners there, ran right past them and opened the gate for the rest of the prisoners to run free. But, Vincent noticed a face mask in the place the police keep the prisoner's belongings, so he took that mask and ran off. "No", said Snake King, "Panda King! I told you to cut the red wire!".
"I'm sorry! You know I'm colorblind!", cried Panda King.
"No you're not!", shouted Snake King.
"Yea, I'm not", muttered Panda King, "Sorry".
"Ok, but you're not helping anymore!".
So Snake King's next job was at a Car dealership. Their logo is a spinning wheel, so Snake King has to install a giant wheel to spin on the front of the building to attract car lovers. So far, Snake King managed to hook up the tire on the building, but now he has to make it spin. "Ok, I just need to plug this wire into this outlet and connect this wire to that wire and there we go", muttered Snake King.
The wheel on top of the dealership than begun to spin. Meanwhile, Panda King was on top of the dealership. "I'm going to redeem myself. It needs oil to move, so if I put a lot of oil between the gears than it'll spin longer", said Panda King.
Panda King then grabbed the bucket of oil and poured it all on the wheel. However, the wheel begun to spin rapidly, and eventually it came out of the dealership and started rolling all around town. "Hey, what happened here!", shouted Snake King, "Panda King! What did you do!?".
"I poured the oil onto the gears to keep it spinning", replied Panda King.
"The whole thing".
"YOU IDIOT!", cried Snake King, "You made it so slippery that it just came right off!".
"Oh, I'm sorry", apologized Panda King.
"No! You're not helping anymore!", shouted Snake King, "I don't need your help, I don't want your help, and I can't afford your help! If you want to help me get as far away from me as possible!".
"Oh... ok", said Panda King, "I think I understand. Sorry i caused so much trouble".
Snake King then started to feel a little guilty. "No Panda King, sorry, I didn't mean to snap".
"Don't worry. It's ok", said Panda King, "Good luck with your last job, and, I'm sorry".
Panda King then started to walk away. Snake King sighed, but then the owner of the dealership came in. "Great, some guy called Jeffery Huges stole my Wheel of Riches ticket, but at least I can see what a good job you.....".
The owner of the dealership then noticed a hole in the building and a giant wheel running over town "Uh... I'm guessing a tip is out of the question", said Snake King.
Snake King is now working on this final job. He's running a fireworks show, and all he has to do is prepare a giant rocket for the big finisher. "Ok, let me make sure everything is good. All I have to do is pull the rope and it will activate the rocket. Then I let go so I don't get dragged up with it. Good plan", said Snake King.
But, when he looked behind him, he saw Panda King. Snake King then shrieked and tied the rope of the rocket around his tail to make sure Panda King doesn't pull it. "What are you doing here!?", asked Snake King, "In a firework show?".
"I wanted to apologize", explained Panda King, "So I made a cake".
Panda King then gave Snake King a whole cake that said "I'm sorry I caused mass chaos".
Snake King then started to get teary eyed. "C'mon, let me give you a hug buddy", said Snake King.
He started to walk towards Panda King, but by doing so he pulled the rope of the rocket and caused the rocket to fly up with Snake King attached to it. "Oh no! Snake King!", shouted Panda King.
"HELP!", cried Snake King.
Panda King then grabbed a bullhorn. "YOU HAVE TO UNTIE YOURSELF AND LET GO!", shouted Panda King.
"What, is he crazy?", asked Snake King, "He's going to miss me".
"TRUST ME, PLEASE!", shouted Panda King, "I'LL CATCH YOU.... maybe".
Seeing no other choice, Snake King untied himself and jumped off of the rocket right before it exploded. "AAAAHHHH!", shouted Snake King as he plummeted towards the ground.
"I got you!", shouted Panda King, "I GOT YOU!".
Panda King ran towards the falling Snake King and managed to catch him. "Whew", said Snake King, "You caught me. You saved my life. Thank you".
"No problem", said Panda King, "What are friends for?".
The two then smiled at each other, that was till the wheel came and flattened them both.