In a disco room, first there was nothing, and then, a Poor Man. Poor Man walked in the middle, tehn suddenly everything lit up. He started dancing, and soon his waffle background dancers started joining him and, ok, who's the wise guy, who gave me the wrong script? Oh, this is real, well, ok, wise guy, give me the wrong script!
So, Poor Man was having a good time, dancing with his, ugh, waffle background dancers, when suddenly the room was starting to drown with syrup. Poor Man screamed, and he woke up, and it was all a dream. Ok, so now things should get back to normal now. Poor Man walked down stairs and Mele and Chomper was having toast. "Oh, no thanks, I'm going to the Waffle Hut, I just love their jingle, well, if you insist I'll sing it, Slap that butter on the batter, syrup or none it won't matter, this is for a waffle nut, go ahead to the Waffle Hut, over consuption may cause to stupidity, it's wo-o-o-rth it".
Mele and Chomper were applauding, but really they had ear muffs on. "Thank you, now I got to grab my money and go".
So Poor Man was strolling when sudddenly he got trampled by an army of Chickenbots! "Ow, ow, ow, why, are there, so many, chicken bots, ow!".
So, the stampede finally got past him, then Chicken trampled him saying, "Get out of the way, I can't stand the touch of cotton".
So, Poor Man was crawling when suddenly he heard a bunch of flashing coming from the Waffle Hut. He checked it out, when the cashier said, "Oh, we got a new chef here, it may get some getting used to";.
"I see, anyway, I would like a stack of waffles please", cheered Poor Man.
Suddenly, the kitched blew up, then came Rover, making a mess everywhere. "Stack, stack, stack, oh, hello Poor Man, stack, stack stack, Here's your order Poor Man, stack, stack, stack, wait a megabyte!".
Rover then backed up, horrified by seeing Poor Man. "You!", shouted Poor man
"You!", shouted Rover, "Last time I saw you I blew my top, well no more, I came to work here for a brand new life! Now what would you like to drink sir".
"Oh, waffle soup".
"That's waffle batter".
"Not if you call it waffle soup".
"Ok, the total will be $159".
"Oh, all I got is two pennies".
"Bummer, get out!", shouted Rover.
Poor Man had to think quickly, "Uh, by the way, thanks for the stack of waffles".
"STACK! STACK! STACK! WAFFLES DON'T COME IN STACKS!".
Rover went crazy, then he picked up a chopper. "MUST DESTROY POOR MAN AND ALL THE STACKS IN THE WORLD!".
Just then something shot Rover, and he fell apart into pieces. Poor Man turned around and there was Chicken with a gun. "Chicken! Whoa, keep it to a G rating here", warned Poor Man.
"I have come to conquer the Waffle hut!", shouted Chicken, "You're below one of the largest supplies of ore on Earth! And me and my Chicken bots will destroy this place to get it. Pack up or get buried alive!".
"Hey, Chicken! You can't just shoot our new chef and try to conquer this place", shouted the cashier, "You got to shoot our new chef and pay the rent in order to do that!".
Chicken then whistled, then the Chicken Bots came and took the cashier away. "Now, any one else, I'm a firecracker you know!".
"No!", shotued Poor Man, "You can't just".
"Oh, I don't care about you", said Chicken, "Now to get rid of those appliences".
So, all Poor Man could do was watch in horror as Chicken tossed all of the knives, forks, spoons, waffle makers, bowls, plates, and everything out of the window, well, ok, he kept the knives, but it was still horrible. Poor Man finally had it. "Hey, feather brain, come here and talk things out like a real man!".
Chicken then came and said, "What! I'm busy destroying people's hopes and dreams here!".
"You can't destroy this place! I pratically live here!", scholded Poor Man
"That'll explain the bed in the kitchen", replied Chicken.
"And, you went out of bounds, look at Rover, all metal and bolts!".
"Yea, I know how to fix that", said Chicken.
Out in the back, Poor Man and Rover's remains fell down the garbage chute and into the garbage can. "You just can't throw your problems away!", shouted Poor Man, then came a carton of eggs, all on Poor man's face, "Ok, you can, but it's not right!".
So, Poor Man dragged Rover around, trying to find a way to fix him and save the Waffle Hut. Meanwhile, Chicken is plotting his plan. "It's genius, first, I put 12 bombs in the waffle hut, and run away, and when I come back it'll be all blown up, then I use my Mega Miner to collect all of that ore, sell it, get rich, buy my own island, attract tourism, make money, buy all of the other countries in the world, thus buying Earth! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!".
Then a chicken bot came and said, "Sir, there is a lot wrong, first of all, it may be illegal to do tourism on a personal island, and even if you can, who would want to go to a 15.6 mile island area, and tree".
"I like it better when you just blast innocent civilians!", shouted Chicken, "Poor Man is problably going to try and stop me, speaking of blasting the innocent, Chicken bots, get Poor Man and bring him to me!".
"Sir, you do realize that if we just bring him here it's more likely for him to save the day", replied the Chicken Bot.
"I want him now!", shouted Chicken, "NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!".
Meanwhile, Poor Man knocked on Snake King's door. But, when Snake King answered and saw Poor Man, he closed the door. "Ok, maybe I can fix him myself, just got to mess with these wires".
Meanwhile, Snake King was sitting on his couch drinking coffee, when he said, "Wait, this is the middle of the afternoon".
Then suddenly, the walls expldoded, and Poor Man was riding on a crasy Rover, who's burst of energy didn't last so long and hibernated. "Snake King, I need you to fix Rover permanantly so we can save the Waffle Hut".
"And why should I care about the Waffle Hut?", asked Snake King.
"Because I like waffles", answered Poor Man, "What? Not good enough for you".
"I'm going to call the cops".
"Good, we can get Chicken with the state!".
"No, I'm calling the cops on you!", shouted Snake King, "But, perhaps that'll be better, here you go Poor Man".
So Poor Man called the cops.
The following is recorded from the Police Agency
Operator: The following is recorded from the Police Agency, how may I help you?
Poor Man: No! Not you!
From different network
Policeman: Hello, this is the Power Island Police Agency, emergency or not?
Poor Man: Emergency, the sake of the Waffle Hut depends on it, we need to save the waffles before an evil scientist who happens to be a chicken uses his chicken robots to destroy it and dig for ore!
Policeman: Ok, uh, sir, we'll send a professional there right away
Poor Man answered the door proud, but when he saw a pcycologist, he closed the door. "Well, that didnt' work", pouted Poor Man, but then he opened the door and said, "Hey, I don't need you right now, it's a misunderstanding, but I might need your number just in case".
"So, what are you going to do now?", asked Snake King, "Wait! Why am I still involved in this?".
"Plan B, We're going to kick Chicken's egg sack!", replied Poor Man, "And by we I mean me and Rover, can you fix him".
"Wait, that's the robot you told me about, I thought that was just a pile of junk you were planning on stuffing in your pillow", said Snake King, "It may take a while, but maybe I can fix him".
14 minutes later. "I can't do it! I've been trying for hours!", complained Snake King.
"You're kidding me", said Poor Man.
"There's nothing I can, oh, I see, his power switch is off, let me just fix this and".
But, as soon as Snake King flipped the switch, Rover came to life and started destroying the lab.
"My lab!", shouted Snake King.
Poor Man then got an idea. "Hey, Rover! It's me you want!", shouted Poor Man.
"Oh, no, I just like destroying stuff", replied Rover.
"Oh... stack of waffles", teased Poor Man.
Then, Rover started racing after Poor Man. Then Poor Man saw a sign, "Waffle hut, 2 blocks away, just a little longer, Waffle Hut, 3 blocks! How am I going the wrong way, I go there almost every day!".
Because if he turned around he would be shredded by Rover, he had to think of another way, so he stole person's motercycle, but Rover turned on his turbo boosters. "Oh my gosh, angry killer chef robot at 6:30!".
Poor Man then looked at his watch. "Hey, 6:30, what do you know! Not I got to turn this around!".
Poor man then ran into a construction field and started driving up an unfinished building. Rover chased him 9 floors, but when Poor Man reached the final floor he has nowhere to go. He had to drive off, so he started driving off at full speed, meanwhile, the contractor said to a worker, "You know what, I change my mind, I want to become a TV star, just, blow it up".
Then, the building blew up, with Poor Man and Rover flying away. But, the blow was so strong it sent a ball of fire at the motercycle, disintigrating Poor Man's transportation. "Oh Spoiled, well, you get the picture, well, time for the classic cartoon cliche".
So, he reached for an umbrella, but all he got was a tiny fruity umbrella. "Oh, get the title card".
Ok, not really, Poor Man and Rover fell in the chimmney of the Waffle Hut and fell on a fluffy bag of toys. Then they saw Santa. "Thank you Santa!", cheered Poor Man.
"You're ho ho ho welcome", replied Santa, then he flew up the chimmney.
"By the way, you owe me a pony!", Poor Man shouted out, but then he got distracted by evil laughing coming from Chicken.
"I knew you'd fix this hunk of junk!", shouted Chicken, "But, the Waffle Hut is now mine, since I put up the closed sign they're out of business!".
"You! Chicken!", shouted Poor Man, "Rover, sick him".
"I'm still trying to kill you", replied Rover, then he tapped Poor Man in the nose, which caused him to fly up against the next wall.
"Ha! Would you like a stack of waffles with that flapjack! Ha ha ha, oh shoot", teased Chicken, then he looked in panic as Rover started charging at him!
After getting trashed by Rover, Poor Man said, "Ok, disarm the 12 bombs or Rover will add chicken quesideas to the menu!".
"Ooh, I love quesideas", replied Chicken, "And it's too late now, once the bombs have been armed, it's impossible to turn them off, and, I'm still here, you got me, I can't escape, the bombs will go at any, I think I should panic now"'.
So, after throwing Chicken in the freezer, Rover used his mechanical skills to locate the first bomb, so after ripping out the floor, he studied the bomb. "All of the bombs fire at 5 minutes! We all got to hurry or get blown up!", shouted Poor Man.
"Yes, I can read", nagged Rover, "Here, hold this".
"Please, thank you", said Poor Man in worry.
Rover dug at the Waffle Hut, handing all of the bombs to a worried Poor Man, then he dug up the final bomb. "Now, what are we going to do with them?", asked Rover.
"I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!", shouted Poor Man, "We got 1 minute, I'll throw them out of the window!".
But, when Poor Man saw one window, it was orpahns selling abused puppies, so he ran to the back, only to see a play ground filled with little girls. Poor Man looked at Rover in disdain. "What? This area is cheap and large, it's not like we need a park", said Rover.
"Oh, what are we going to, ah ha!", shouted Poor Man, "I would like a stack of waffles please".
"Poor Man, is this really the, oh I see where you're going with this", said Rover, "WAFFLES DON'T COME IN STACKS!".
So, Rover started spinning his arms repeaditively, and when Poor Man threw the bombs at him, he knocked them all through the roof, and all they had with evidince of the bombs blowing up was the ground shaking. "Whew, that was a close one, and we saved the Waffle Hut!".
"Yes, we did", said Rover, "And by we I mean me, get out".
So, Rover threw him out of the roof and Poor Man landed on a bush in front of his house, well, it was. A shocked Poor Man then muttered, "I blew up my own house!", cried Poor Man, "Oh well, I can rebuild it, I hope Chicken didn't throw away that kitchen bed!".
Chicken was sitting in the freezer, all blue, and icicles are dangling on the bottom of his beak. He decided to cuddle with some freeze dried waffles for warmth. "Well, good thing they don't eat chickens frozen", stuttered Chicken, "I think they forgot about me, they problably aren't even reading this, well, I guess they won't know that the 10th episode will be a 2 part special, ha ha, I hate my life".