Who would've ever thought zebras could be such menacing creatures. Well, Poor Man didn't before he met the Zebra Gangsters. But... how did they meet? Well, I won't tell you, that's for another story. This one is about how the zebra gangsters tried something new, and that might tear apart their balance that makes them unstoppable.
Poor Man was relaxing in his chair, as he counted "Five, four, something, three, one".
Then the Zebra Gangsters started snapping and, the chief said his catchphrase with Poor Man in unison, "Give me your money, I'm cool, I'm bad, and are you copying me!?".
"No, I'm just copying you", replied Poor man sarcastically, "I'm just used to the same grill, that's all, nothing personal".
"Oh no mister! We're gonna rob you and you're going to be miserable about it!", shouted the chief, "Boys, start breaking random stuff!".
"Look, don't you guys start getting tired of the same old thing, I do some of my crazy antiques, you snap and somehow get in, you're cool and you're bad, and you take everything I own, and it repeats the next day!", explained Poor Man, "I'm used to it, and maybe it's best for you guys to start robbing other people".
"Are you breaking up with us!?", demanded the chief.
"No, we just need a break ok guys, it's totally personal, now, if you don't mind me saying, get out of my house or I'm calling the cops".
The chief then, in tears, shouted, "Fine! Be that way! We don't like robbing you anyway! Don't come to us when you miss being robbed! Come boys, let's go to someone who doesn't appreciate our impatiences!".
So, the zebra gangsters left, leaving Poor Man with a blank expression. "Um, ok?", mumbled Poor Man as he continued watching his programs, "Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Oh boy, do I hate this show!".
So, the zebra gangsters walked down the street, alone, no one to rob. "Boss, we can rob that chinese restaurant over there".
"No, what's the point?", moaned the chief.
"Well, it's a chinese restaurant. They have chinese food, and maybe chinese money".
"No, nothing seems fun without Poor Man to rob", mumbled the chief, "We need to do something completely fresh. We need a new scheme, a new gimmick. No more of that snapping and the 'we're cool, we're bad' stuff, we need a new strategy for once, a new target, a new prize, a new plan, we need a new us".
"So, you're going to replace us with robots boss?", asked Doug.
"No, we need to rob something we haven't robbed before".
"Like the police station!", exclaimed Isaac.
"No!", shouted the chief, "Hey, what about that?".
The chief pointed to an opera behind them. "Um, you're going to rob us?", asked Isaac.
"NO! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DANG OPERA BEHIND YOU IDIOTS YOU IDIOTS!", shouted the chief, "God! Calm down, ok, so, yea, here's the plan. We pretend to be a part of the show. We rehearse, we train, like everybody else. But when it's time for the big show, we grab a giant vacuum cleaner and suck out all of the rick and snooty stuff the audience has, then we steal all the money the show earned and make a break for it. Then, we go for Poor Man again!", explained the chief.
"Where do we find a giant vacuum cleaner?", asked Isaac.
"That's not important", shrugged the chief.
"But, it kind of is, without it then how are we going to...".
"Look, what's important is to try something new with ourselves, and as long as we're black and white, and we're gangsters too!".
"WE'RE THE ZEBRA GANGSTERS AND WE'RE GOING TO ROB YOU!", chanted the team, "Bum bum bum bum ba ba ba ba, daaaaaaaa, YEA!".
"Let's go in there and dance around like sissies!", shouted the chief, then the whole gang ran in, leaving everyone in town speechless with what they just saw.