You know what's coming, you read the title. So... yea, my favorite disney sidekicks. What... you were expecting something... well, I GOT WRITERS BLOCK! Yes, the worst fate a write can endure, I can't think of anything! Anything! But, if you want me to try, here's some stuff.
5. Timothy Q. Mouse (Dumbo)
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Ok, not many people dislike him, but not many people praise him either, but really, he's the one who stood out in the entire film. He's kind, peppy, funny, and he makes as many mistakes as Dumbo himself. What does he do in the movie... well, he gets drunk. Well, ok, here's your role model kids, drink all you want and you'll see a bunch of pretty pink elephants, it's not like you'll kill a majority of your friends and family or anything! He's the one trying to teach Dumbo how to steal the show at the circus, but really, he's the one who steals the show in this movie... JERKFACE! Yea, though my Mom has a giant phobia of them, mice are one of my favorite animals (You can tell from My Top 5 Don Bluth Films list), and Timothy Q. Mouse here is no exception... man that's a long name, can we just call him Tim?
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And as you look towards your bottom you will see a drunk childhood role model.
4. Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)
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After you get over the fact that he's a cricket and not an extrememly messed up guy, you start to like him. Not only the fact that he sings the company's theme song, but also for his quriky personality and sence of humor... I wish my concious was like that. Mine just commands me to do right or he'll eat my tissue. I got a messed up concious, but we're not here to talk about my inner self, we're here to talk about a talking cricket. Wow... I CAN'T EVEN MAKE FUN OF A TALKING CRICKET FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I got it bad... but, he does know he's in danger right? What if he upsets Pinocchio, he can just step on him and then that little puppet gets to go on with his ordinary life... stupid puppet, how come he gets the talking cricket. :( Though, I do ahve one complaint about him, at the beginning, I'm not sure what was his intention. Did he want to be a concious to help our puppet hero or did he do this all just to get a home and a snazzy outfit. Eitehr way it would've worked, but I don't know where they're going. Anyways, that cricket can sing a wonderful song... instead of that annoying chriping thing they do... and look at that photo, it looks like that puppet is in the verge of squishing that thing.
3. Tigger (The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh)
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His head is made out of, uh, whatever and his tail is made of string, the wonderful thing about Tigger is that he's the only one. There isn't another character liek him that works, he's his own bouncy creation, and I cant' get enough of him. He's what puts the cream on the icing in this movie. But, how is he on Winnie the Pooh 2011? Well, he could've used moe screen time, he's Tigger! I don't know how they did it, but they managed to only give Tigger one song and about 12 minutes in the whole movie! But, they did him perfectly here. How did I love him in the books, well, you're going to hate me for sayign this, but I've never read the Winnie the Pooh books! Now, before you get your ptichforks and torches, let me explain, I plan on reading it and I always wanted to, and I might've allready had, I just didn't get around to reading it without looking like a complete idiot. Anyway, if I explain all the reasons why he bounced his way on this list, we'll be hopping forever. His head is made out of..., man my block is so bad I'm using the same joke twice!
2, Genie (Aladdin)
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I would've put Thumper here but for some reason, I feel like I have to put him here, like I'm under a spell or something... hm, oh well, Genie, Robin Williams, Hallilujia! How awesome is he? If you asked that question, that means you haven't seen the movie, which means I shun you! Just kidding... go see it so those who took that seriously will be in peace. He sung one of the best songs in Disney (Never got a friend like me) and in the movie (Prince Ali). So... before I ruin this spot with my writer's block, I better end to this. You wanted him here, and your wish is my command!
And my favorite disney sidekick is... oh who am I kidding, you know what's coming together now...
1. Timon and... wait, this isn't Timon and Pumbaa! Image as found on http://littlemermaid.wikia.com/wiki/Sebastian
Oh, and don't be upset, he would be number six on the list.
1. There we go... Timon and Pumbaa (The Lion King)
Btw, this was the funniest moment in the movie. They are definantly up there in my top 5 duos of all time The Lion King is great on it's own, but if they weren't there, it'll be called The Lion King With No Cool People in it At All, No Refunds. They bring the saying, Hakuna Matata into our lives... yea, No Worries, that's a good saying for the kids. Anyway, Pumbaa, though funny, makes me guilty eating Kalua Pork. My favorite out of two would have to be Timon, because, well, I always love the wisecrackers. Though, I have to say I relate more to Pumbaa. One thing I love about them is their emotional aspect. When Simba meets Nala, they're sad because they raised Simba themselves, and like any parent would, they don't want to lose him. That's both, emotional and kind of funny. So, hakuna matata, they're on number one, you don't have to hate me anymore.
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So, those are my favorite dinsey sidekicks... sorry bout my writer's block! Wait! I jsut completed an entire list based off of my writer's block! I did it! I conquered writers block! Woo! I did it! I got to go celebrate! Good night and good day!
Oh, and I love Lion King 11/2 and the Timon and Pumbaa TV show!