Ok, we all know Disney as the happiest place on Earth. Well, if you think that... YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG! NOT ONLY HAVE THEY MADE SOME SCARY AND UNREAL CREATIONS (The Haunted Mansion, The Little Einstein’s), BUT THEY ALSO CREATE A LOT OF MOMENTS JUST DON’T MAKE SENCE! THEY TAKE INNOCENT TALES AND TURN THEM INTO A MADHOUSE! If you don’t believe me, continue reading, and I recommend starting up another tag to search these scenes on YouTube, you’ll see what I mean.
5. The Dinner Scene (Meet the Robinsons) Image as found on http://movies.about.com/od/meettherobinsons/ig/Meet-the-Robinsons-Photos/meettherobinsonspic16.htm
Ok, this movie rocks! But, let’s face it, it also gets random, and the weirdest scene I can think of is when they have dinner together. After you see this scene you’ll be afraid to eat with your folks for weeks. From meatball wars in Japanese Anime style from a person nearly dying from not eating peanut butter (Seriously, what the heck?), this is one dinner that’s more sour than sweet. Seriously, the reason I can barely talk about this is because it’s just too random.
4. Hungry Donald (Fun and Fancy Free) Photo as found on http://dfilms.tumblr.com/post/13012735073
Oh spoiled turnips that's a duck! Ok, I'd admit, I've never even seen this segment before, but I did see the scene, and, well, it's part of the plot but I don't know what to think of it. I was scared out of my mind, yet I was also laughing. Now, I'm officially scared of Donald. Seriously, get some help!
3. Alice and Wonderland (Yea, the whole movie!)
Photo as found on http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043274/
Ok, this might be the most insane movie, well, period. If you want me to tell you what it's about I don't even know! And I've seen this movie twice last year! From a cat that can dissapear, fixing a clock with jelly, off with your head! Gah, I got a headache just thinking of this movie! By the way, check it out, it's a good movie, but, I don't reccomend little children watching this. Not because it's scary, it's just too much for their little heads. And if the queen was reading this, guess what she would say... "OFF WITH THEIR LITTLE HEADS!".
2. Heffulumps and Woozles (The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh)
Photo as found on http://mattters.com/childrens-books/videos/back-to-the-hundred-acre-wood
Ok, I'm sorry, I'm just still trying to process that this moment still happened, like, if you've seen this scene alone, and you didn't notice the honey pots or Pooh running around, you wouldn't think this was from a Pooh Movie! Like, apparently Pooh is dreaming about Heffalumps and Woozles stealing his honey, and that's it. 3 minutes that just make you think, "What Just Happened?". I'm still trying to answer that question!
1. The Pink Elephants (Dumbo)
Image as found on http://www.michaelbarrier.com/Essays/Dumbo/Dumbo.htm
If you have seen Dumbo, what other scene do you remember? I haven't seen the movie in years, yet I remember this movie scared the pajamas out of me! All because of these elephants! Ok, so apparently Dumbo gets drunk (Hey, I found the inspiration for a lot of these scenes) then boom, the pink elephatns just pop up. Is it scary? Is it funny? Is it, something? The world may never know, all I know is that if this doesn't scare you out of drugs, nothing will.
So, that's all folks, and if you got a headache from all the craziness, you're welcome. Now, let's return to the normal world, no pink elephants, no heffalumps, no pcychotic chidlren's disney characters with an ax, just normal life. Now if you excuse me, I shall await the next What Just Happened Moment, and considering the next Disney movie is Wreck It Ralph, expect it be an honerable mention. So, good day and good night.
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