We have a bunch of characters allready, so for the fun and power of torturing others, we've added another one. Meet TT Bird, a blue bird who has a habbit of raging about everything. He ranted about finding twenty dollars on the floor, he ranted about trick or treaters. One time he yelled at someone for asking for a tip. He was right of course, it was just some random guy off of the streets, but the point is no one wants to get TT Bird mad. Not even Poor Man. But, first let's get into the problem that caused TT Bird to give Poor Man a problem.
It was a regular miserable day at his tree in the woods, where a bunch of jerk lumberjacks were being jerk lumberjacks. "Let's see, who's home are we going to kill this time, hey a cute little birdy trying to hatch her eggs".
They then saw a bird sitting on some eggs, adoring them, but then the lumberjack cut down the tree, smashing her nest and her eggs. "Ah, I love the sight of a motherbird grieving over her children's death, but it's not smashed enough", commented the lumberjack before he smashed the remains of the egg shell, "How does it feel rat?".
The bird mumbled to itself and stormed away. So, then he chopped down another tree, and guess who's tree that was. "RA! How dare you chop down my tree?".
"Why do you care, you're just a stupid animal rat!", shouted the lumberjack, "Now move away, so I can make your tree into a nice massage chair".
So, the lumberjack took the tree away, leaving a homeless and angry TT Bird behind. "What a jerk! RA! MY LIVER COLLETION WAS IN THERE!", he shouted, "Well, I need a home, so I must go to someone who wouldn't dare be suicidal enough to say No to me. But, which one do I pick?".
TT Bird walked to a house, and saw Poor Man answer. "Uh.. hey TT Bird", stuttered Poor Man, "Anything you want? Money? Beer? A dead cow? You want it, I have it".
"I need to stay here".
"I don't have that", replied Poor Man, "Good bye now".
TT Bird blocked the door with his foot and walked inside. "So, where do I stay... hey, it's perfect!", shouted TT Bird, then he flew in Poor Man's room.
"Hey, that's my room!", shouted Poor Man.
"Like I care", said TT Bird, "But, I'm not a fan of the design. This window isn't broken, buy me a bat and I'll take care of that".
"No, TT Bird, I'm afraid you have to...".
TT Bird then gave Poor Man the glare. All Poor Man sees is the devil's face when he's about to smite the wicked. "I'm afraid you have to sit down and relax, I'll get the bat for you, would you like anything else sir?".
"Yes, get out of my face!", yelled TT Bird.
"Ok now, have a nice day".
"Don't tell me what to do".
So, Poor Man closed the door. "What just happened?", he asked, "Well, it's problably only for a few days, how bad can it be?".
3 weeks later, TT Bird has done some damage. Let me tell you some of his largest tantrums.
They were eating breakfast, when TT Bird picked up his bowl of cereal and threw it at Poor Man. "RA! RA! RA! How many times have I told you, I want 50 tablespoons of milk, you're a half tablespoon off, go and start over!".
Another time, TT Bird came storming in. "YOU NEED TO POTTY TRAINS YOUR LITTLE DEMONS!", scholded TT Bird, "Those naughty little creaturs of you pooped on the outside grass! You know that's my afternoon snack!".
Mele and Chomper looked at eachother, shrugged, and walked away. After that, TT Bird gave his biggest tantrum yet. "MY GOD! I LIKE MY ICE IMPORTED FROM ANTACRTICA! THIS IS FROM GREENLAND!".
"How can you tell?", asked Poor Man.
"ANTARCTIC ICE TASTES LIKE ANTARCTIC ICE, GREENLAND ICE TASTES LIKE GREENLAND ICE! IT'S A CLEAR DIFFERENCE IDIOT!".
"Hey, nobody calls me idiot!", snapped Poor Man, "Everybody calls me stupid!".
"GO TO ANTARCTICA AND GET ME ANTARCTIC ICE OR I'M GOING TO FREEZE YOU AND THAW YOU OUT DURING THE APOCALYPS!
Poor Man is driven to pure insanity. If he tells TT Bird to get out, bad things will happen. "He's never getting out of here!", cried Poor Man, "NEVER!".
But, little did he know, that this is where it got bad.