We have a bunch of characters allready, so for the fun and power of torturing others, we've added another one. Meet TT Bird, a blue bird who has a habbit of raging about everything. He ranted about finding twenty dollars on the floor, he ranted about trick or treaters. One time he yelled at someone for asking for a tip. He was right of course, it was just some random guy off of the streets, but the point is no one wants to get TT Bird mad. Not even Poor Man. But, first let's get into the problem that caused TT Bird to give Poor Man a problem.
It was a regular miserable day at his tree in the woods, where a bunch of jerk lumberjacks were being jerk lumberjacks. "Let's see, who's home are we going to kill this time, hey a cute little birdy trying to hatch her eggs".
They then saw a bird sitting on some eggs, adoring them, but then the lumberjack cut down the tree, smashing her nest and her eggs. "Ah, I love the sight of a motherbird grieving over her children's death, but it's not smashed enough", commented the lumberjack before he smashed the remains of the egg shell, "How does it feel rat?".
The bird mumbled to itself and stormed away. So, then he chopped down another tree, and guess who's tree that was. "RA! How dare you chop down my tree?".
"Why do you care, you're just a stupid animal rat!", shouted the lumberjack, "Now move away, so I can make your tree into a nice massage chair".
So, the lumberjack took the tree away, leaving a homeless and angry TT Bird behind. "What a jerk! RA! MY LIVER COLLETION WAS IN THERE!", he shouted, "Well, I need a home, so I must go to someone who wouldn't dare be suicidal enough to say No to me. But, which one do I pick?".
TT Bird walked to a house, and saw Poor Man answer. "Uh.. hey TT Bird", stuttered Poor Man, "Anything you want? Money? Beer? A dead cow? You want it, I have it".
"I need to stay here".
"I don't have that", replied Poor Man, "Good bye now".
TT Bird blocked the door with his foot and walked inside. "So, where do I stay... hey, it's perfect!", shouted TT Bird, then he flew in Poor Man's room.
"Hey, that's my room!", shouted Poor Man.
"Like I care", said TT Bird, "But, I'm not a fan of the design. This window isn't broken, buy me a bat and I'll take care of that".
"No, TT Bird, I'm afraid you have to...".
TT Bird then gave Poor Man the glare. All Poor Man sees is the devil's face when he's about to smite the wicked. "I'm afraid you have to sit down and relax, I'll get the bat for you, would you like anything else sir?".
"Yes, get out of my face!", yelled TT Bird.
"Ok now, have a nice day".
"Don't tell me what to do".
So, Poor Man closed the door. "What just happened?", he asked, "Well, it's problably only for a few days, how bad can it be?".
3 weeks later, TT Bird has done some damage. Let me tell you some of his largest tantrums.
They were eating breakfast, when TT Bird picked up his bowl of cereal and threw it at Poor Man. "RA! RA! RA! How many times have I told you, I want 50 tablespoons of milk, you're a half tablespoon off, go and start over!".
Another time, TT Bird came storming in. "YOU NEED TO POTTY TRAINS YOUR LITTLE DEMONS!", scholded TT Bird, "Those naughty little creaturs of you pooped on the outside grass! You know that's my afternoon snack!".
Mele and Chomper looked at eachother, shrugged, and walked away. After that, TT Bird gave his biggest tantrum yet. "MY GOD! I LIKE MY ICE IMPORTED FROM ANTACRTICA! THIS IS FROM GREENLAND!".
"How can you tell?", asked Poor Man.
"ANTARCTIC ICE TASTES LIKE ANTARCTIC ICE, GREENLAND ICE TASTES LIKE GREENLAND ICE! IT'S A CLEAR DIFFERENCE IDIOT!".
"Hey, nobody calls me idiot!", snapped Poor Man, "Everybody calls me stupid!".
"GO TO ANTARCTICA AND GET ME ANTARCTIC ICE OR I'M GOING TO FREEZE YOU AND THAW YOU OUT DURING THE APOCALYPS!
Poor Man is driven to pure insanity. If he tells TT Bird to get out, bad things will happen. "He's never getting out of here!", cried Poor Man, "NEVER!".
But, little did he know, that this is where it got bad.
A beach bum came storming inside Poor Man's home and said, "Dude, sweet hotel. Makes me feel like home like for realz".
"What are you doing here?", asked Poor Man.
"I'm staying here, a bird said there's an extra room, and I can stay here for a $50 rent a day dude", said the bum, "You must be a butler. Later I need you to hand massage my butt, thanks dude".
So, the beach bum left and Poor Man is stuck with a shocked expression. "I have to massage a bum's bum!?".
Just then a bunch of other people came and started partying. "Oh no... this is not a hotel, you're going have to leave now!".
Just then TT Bird came and gave him the glare. "Don't worry Poor Man, it's cool", TT Bird said, "RIGHT!?".
"Heh heh, party", said Poor Man.
"Good, good, hey everybody, Poor Man's going to get us some chip and dips, so you can munch on his waffles while you wait!", announced TT Bird, "Because if he doesn't, we'll be hungry, and nobody likes being hungry".
"Chip and dip, coming right up", mumbled Poor Man, "Man, I hate my life".
So, Poor Man came out of his house, when the wicked neighbors of the west came. "You, you are throwing a party!", shouted Amber.
"No, I'm not!",
"It's in your house, so it's your responcibility!", shouted Amber, "Or else I will call the cops".
"Hey, is this revenge for me calling the cops on your party?", asked Poor Man, "Because that's so unmature".
"Yes, it is revenge, and yes, it's unmature", replied Amber, "Be grateful, I gave you a warning, and time is up, Bob, call the cops!".
"Oh no you don't you witch!", shouted Poor Man, "Oh, did I say that out loud.
Then, her boyfriend popped out with a hacksaw and chased Poor Man down the street. And Poor Man went wee, wee, wee all the way to the market.
Meanwhile, Sharky and Elephant noticed a party downstares. "Man, Poor Man is throwing a party!", shouted Sharky, "Why didn't he invite us!?".
"Because we're not supposed to be seen", answered Elephant, "He doesn't know we exist".
"I liked it better when you were the dumb type", replied Sharky.
"Why didn't he invite me!?", asked Sharky, "But, we're sneaking in. Guardian angel or no guardian angel, we're going to party till we drop dead".
Just then lightning struck the roof, warning Sharky that if he is seen, he will drop dead. "Ok, maybe we need a disguise, but I got the perfect way to dress in a party".
So, Sharky and Elephant came down with a tiny lamp shade on their heads. "Wow, who makes lamps this small anyway shawky?", asked Elephant.
"Look, party, there's waffles on the counter, and a bottle of soda, I'm going to chug it", said Sharky, "I'm a party shark!".
While Sharky and Elephant were having fun, Poor Man is running home with chips and dip. "WEE! WEE! WEE! WEE! WEE! WEE!", shouted Poor Man, "And now I just weed".
Poor Man finally made it home, but when he got there, everything was a mess. All of his valuables have been destroyed, Mele and Chomper are locked in the closet, he's pretty sure his bedroom is where his kitchen used to be, and worse of all, THEY ATE ALL OF THE WAFFLES! "MY WAFFLES!", cried Poor Man, "Now it's personal! I'm going to...".
Poor Man then noticed Sharky and Elephant with a lampshade on their heads. "Hey dudes, nice lamps", noted Poor Man, "NOW I'M GOING TO GET ANGRY! GET OUT OF HERE!".
But, the only respone he got is somebody throwing a vase at him, breaking the last of the valuables in his house. "TT Bird, get your butt right here!".
TT Bird then came and said, "What's the meaning of this?", asked TT Bird.
"You are the meaning of this".
"That doesn't make sense".
"You don't make sense!", replied Poor Man, "Get yourself, and your party guests, out of my hovel, I mean home!".
"You are getting me mildly annoyed", warned TT Bird, "And, if you are serious about kicking me and my guests out, this is just a little sample of what you're asking for".
Poor Man then came flying out of the window and landing on Kid's playground. "Wow, that bird can really rage", noted Poor Man, "Did he even touch me?".
So, he got off of the broken slide and sat on a little pony rider. "Ok, now how to get him out of here. Ok, I got to buck up, and protect me from his violent nature. I need to design a super suit".
Then, Kid came from his house and said, "Poor Man! What are you doing in my house? And what did you do to my playground, oh, you're going to get it!".
"Oh, what are you going to do? Get your mommy?", whined Poor Man sarcastically, "Oh, I'm going to get a 5 minute time out, oh dear. It's mildly inconvinent".
Then, Kid pulled out a japanese battle sword from his toy chest. "MY SYRUP AND CHOCOLATE CHIP!", cried Poor Man, "How did you get that?".
"It's amazing what e-bay can provide", replied Kid, "Now come here!".
So, after taking a few days to recover from his wounds, Poor Man started designing an invincible suit. And by that, he snook in Snake King's lair and stole some of his plans for a protective suit. Then, he started construction. Now, it's go time. The neighbors and locals stared at him wierd, but he didn't mind, that's how everybody looks at him.
With a thick jacket and a bunch of pillows inside it, all wrapped in bubble wrap, and he's wearing 3 helmets. One on his head, one on this butt, and the other, well, I can't say because this show is kid oriented. So, he charged in his own home and said, "TT BIRD! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!".
The party stopped, and everybody stared at him. "This is awkward", said Elephant.
"I know", said Sharky, "That party pooper, we should go".
So, the two got off the table, but Elephant tripped on Sharky, and both of their lamp shades were all removed. Everybody's attention then turned to the two. "I'm sowwy", said Elephant, "Buttertoes".
"Ok, everybody, don't mind the talking stuffed elephant and shark here", said Sharky, "You're all on a sugar hyde. It's like being drunk, but for little kids. You're all seeing things, now, this hallusination will end and you'll all be sane again. Just close your eyes, about 1 minute, and then it'll be gone, and never revisit this moment again".
So, everybody, even Poor Man, closed their eyes, and Sharky and Elephant snuck out. One minute later, they opened their eyes and continued their business. TT Bird came and said ,"Oh no you didn't".
"Oh yes I did", replied Poor Man, "And you can't hurt me".
TT Bird then glared, and, like magic, Poor Man's entire suit came apart, putting him in his regular, and vulnerable, clothes. "Uh, no offence".
At the emergency hospital, Poor Man was sitting in a bed with two leg casts and two arm casts. "And I thought my grandmother beats me hard", he said to himself, but then TT Bird came and walked in, and Poor Man shouted, "AHHHHHH!".
"I'm not here to hurt you, I"m here to tell you that I'm moving back to my house. The police caught the lumberjack and my stuff is shipped back to me, and my old tree grew back".
"Wow, that tree grows fast".
"Yes, it's writer's convience", replied TT Bird, "And, I realized I've been a jerk. You took me in and I took advantage of it and treated you like garbage".
"Yes you did", said Poor Man, "So, you're sorry?".
"Heck no! I love it!", shouted TT Bird before he kicked Poor Man in the cast.
"OW!", shouted Poor Man, "Great, run! That's a good lesson to teach the kids. OW! MAN! He's not very kind is he?".