We are here today in Power Island News, interviewing pet owner, Dr. Vincent, for whatever reason. Tell me Dr. Vincent, your pet show mainly consists of dogs, they must be your favorite. How do you take care of them?
"What are they, humans? They don't deserve care!", scoffed Vincent, "They're not for playing, loving, feeding of edible food! They are strictly for breeding purposes!".
Oh, really. Then how come you own a pet store?
"Hmph, the university doesn't appreciate my vision of puppy farms everywhere. It was great, puppy farms all across the nation, and each house will have a dog slave, and when they don't do what they say, they ship them to me and we make dog meat out of them", rambled Vincent, "They called me crazy and called the security on me. So, I'm stuck with this pet store, watching over these furry demons, and them getting the 'love' and 'caring', when they're not even in our species!".
After that, we called him crazy and called the security on him. This is, Power Island News.
"Wow, what a spoiled turnip!", shouted Poor Man, "But whatever, let's go Chomper!".
Poor Man called his dog, Chomper, and the two ran out of the house, with Mele stuck there. Poor Man took his dog to the dog park, and threw a ball. "Go, get it boy!".
Chomper looked at the bar go far away, and sat there. "C'mon boy, fetch it".
Chomper had a confused look. "You go over there, and give the ball back to me".
Then, Chomper got the message and ran after the ball. "Reminds me of myself".
Poor Man sat on the bench waiting for his dog to return, but he didn't. Minutes passed, then hours, then soon, it was night time. "Oh my, something must've happened, I better look for him!".
Poor Man ran across the city shouting for his dog, but nothing. "Strange, the dogs usually always bark during the night. And Chomper always comes back to me".
Poor Man looked all over town, then thought maybe Chomper went home, so he got there, but Chomper was no where to be seen. "Oh great, now I'm all alone!", cried Poor Man.
Mele gave Poor Man a look of disappointment, and walked along. "Maybe he'll come back in the morning, I have to go to sleep", he muttered.
It's morning, and Poor Man is sad to not see Chomper in the house. He decided to eat breakfast and go out. He made homemade waffles and got a glass of milk. He sipped it, but spit it right out when he saw what was on the carton.
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"All the dogs have been abducted! Ok, if I find them I find Chomper, but who would... of course!".
Poor Man marched over to town and beat the door of the Pet Store. "OPEN UP VINCENT!", shouted Poor Man.
But someone poked him in the back. Poor Man looked behind him, and saw Dr. Vincent with the keys. "Dude, I haven't opened the store yet. Eight o'clock".
"Sorry", mumbled Poor Man, "You despicable he-witch! You kidnapped all these puppies for your puppy farms didn't you!".
"They're called dogs, and why do you care. It's not like they're your children or anything, they're animals. They exist only to sleep, eat, poop, and take up space!".
"Where did you hide them! I'll save them from your evil doings!".
"Whoa, evil!", denied Vincent, "I'm just making use of the useless. If they're going to be a part of our world, they need to be in our benefit. And feel free to join them, pet!".
Poor Man got as angry as a Poor Man can get. "WHERE ARE THEY!".
"Whoa, I did not steal. I am a sophisticated man, not a thief. Now, go and bother someone else".
"Dad, what did I miss?".
Vincent looked down to see his son. "Oh, Tommy, not now. Daddy's yelling at a man with big boy language".
"Daddy, where are all the puppies?".
"Don't worry about them son. They're useless to you. And for you, step out of my way, and keep your nose out of people's business. I'm going to stomp on anybody and anything to get to where I need to be, and you're no obstacle!".
Poor Man stormed off and into his house to call the police. "Officer Ding!".
"And Officer Dong!".
"Reporting for duty!", changed the two twin officers, "Heh heh, we said duty".
"Good, I got all the proof I need. Vincent is the puppy thief, go arrest him, maybe give him a beating or two, and rescue my Chomper!".
"Ok sir, don't worry, we'll find the culprit for you, you stay calm and we'll be on the case!", said Officer Ding.
"But, I already told you who it is, it's Dr. vincent. Pet Shop owner!".
"Yes, I'm sure Vincent is heartbroken, we should stop by and give him a flower", replied Officer Dong.
"We must go to the market!".
"No, you must arrest the guy and save the dogs!".
"Stay put man, we are professionals!", exclaimed Officer Ding.
"Yes, leave it to the clever detectives Citizen Kane!", replied Officer Dong, "To the market! Oh, Ding, by the way, have you heard the puppies have gone missing?".
"Yes, they should call someone about that".
Then the two got in the police car and drove off. "Wait!", shouted Poor Man, "Ugh, the market is this way, never mind! If they won't rescue the puppies, then I will!".