In the Power Island prison, the General was questioning the insane. First was Ratnik. "OK, RATNIK, WHY ARE YOU HERE?".
"Someone accused me of stocking them", answered Ratnik.
"WHO DID THAT?", asked the General.
"My mother", said Ratnik, "I love butter, do you have any orange shell?".
"GET OUT OF MY FACE!", shouted the General.
After that disturbing first confrontation, we get our second victim. Rocky the rock! "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?".
Silence. "I SAID, WHAT'S YOUR NAME!?".
Still silence. "WHEN I ASK A QUESTION YOU BEST ANSWER IT SOILDER! DON'T YOU PLAY MIND GAMES WITH ME, IT WON'T WORK! I'M TOO SMART FOR THIS!".
Rocky still never said a word. "GET THIS CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OUT OF MY HEAD! AHHHHHH!".
The General snapped and jumped out of a window. "OW!", cried the General, "I USE AGRESSION TO MAX MY INSECURITIES!".
So, the General is now questioning the last prisoner. "OK, NAME!".
"Chicken", answered Chicken.
"What do you think?".
"OK, SASSY AARDVARK!", shouted the General, "WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?".
"Oh, tried to blow up Poor Man's home, nothing bad", said Chicken.
"WOW, YOU ARE CRAZY! HOW DID YOU GET TO THIS LEVEL?", asked the General, "ARE YOU DRUNK?".
"No, I am not? Are you, you're talking to a hyper intellegent chicken", snapped Chicken, "Anyway, it all started a long time ago. Even before I was even born".
So, a long time ago, in an old farm at Kentucky. A couple, Ron the Rooster and Heather the Hen are awaiting a child. They hid an egg in the bushes so the farmers don't make an omelet out of him. Finally, the couple witnessed the egg hatch. But, when the baby was revealed, Ron wasn't pleased. He just walked away, and came back a few minutes later with a baseball bat. But, Heather stopped Ron before it was too late. "What are you doing!?", shouted Heather, "It's our child! You can't kill it!".
"Why not? I'm perfectly ok with making another one!", said Ron.
Heather then snatched the bag and and smacked Ron with it. "Sorry, wrong choice of words".
"Give him a chance", ordered Heather.
"Ok, fine, I'll give him a chance", said Ron, "I will".
But, he was not a rooster of his word. That night, he put the baby chicken inside a basket and snuck towards a bridge with a storming river. Then, he dropped it. He flowed and flowed and flowed from the Missisipi River. He flowed all the way around Texas, when he was picked up by a grocery store owner. "Aw, it's a little chicken".
"Mommy", said Chicken, "Mom... you're not my mommy. Where's my mommy?".
"Hm, let me take you home little orphan and put you out of your misery", said the Grocery Store.
So, he took Chicken to the store, but Chicken, being extremely intellegent for his age of 3 days, knew something was wrong with all of the blades and the cooked chicken hung on the walls. The owner then drew out a blade and said, "Be right back, I'll get to you next".
So, the owner came, and through the shadows of the window, Chicken saw the shadow of the owner raise the kinfe, and swipe it down. Chicken freaked out and ran away right before the owner came back. "Here you go, I got you half a banana, a growning bird needs his fruits. Hey, where'd you go?".
Chicken ran away, trying to get as faw away from this mad man as possible, but he kept running into creatures just like him. Then he noticed a giant duck on the water, about to go away from this bad land. So, he sprinted towards it and jumped inside, landing into a box of rubber chickens. "Whew, that was close, I almost, OH MY GOODNESS I'M IN A BOX OF DEAD CHICKENS!".
Chicken got away and climbed abord on the hallway of the giant metal duck, but then he saw more of these horrible creatures! "HELP! MORE OF THEM!".
"Aw, a chicken climbed up aboard, let's get you to a safe home", said a man.
"NO!", shouted Chicken, "GET AWAY FROM ME!".
"Dont' worry buddy, we just want to help you".
The man then reached his hand towards Chicken, but Chicken panicked and bit his hand. "OW! I GOT BIT BY A CHICKEN! I GOT BIT BY A CHICKEN!".
Another man (the captain) then grabbed Chicken. "Nobody bites my passengers but me", said the captain, "Oh shoot, I just gave away my secret and dark past time. Just for that we're shipping you to China, graveyard of chickens!".
"HELP! HELP!", cried Chicken while the captain hurled him into a cage.
So, for days Chicken sat in there, only feeding off of mush and sandwiches. "What's in this?", asked Chicken.
"I would say chicken", answered the captain, "But don't be scared, it's most likely artificial, the bread is artificial startch".
So, Chicken was stuck with his mystery meat, but then he noticed a slim wishbone. "Wishbone... I KNEW THIS WAS CHICKEN!", shouted Chicken, "Wait...".
Chicken then tore the wishbone in half and picked the lock. Then, it opened, and Chicken was free. So, he snuck around and stole a lifeboat. "Yay! I'm in the middle of the ocean without a plan for survival!", cheeredChicken, "Oh, wait. Dang".
Chicken sat there, waiting for land. And minutes turned into hours. And hours turned into days. And days turned into, well, more days. Chicken, who survived off of the provided emergency kit, finally reached land. "An island! Maybe I'll find some food and fellow chicken".
So, the young chicken walked around the jungles, and soon he found a city. "Hey, a chicken", said a guy.
"It's a chicken!".
"Why is that chicken walking in the street!?".
Chicken was annoyed. He knows he's a chicken, why are they keep calling him that? Maybe, everybody is calling him that because it's his name. Yea, that makes sence, they didn't call him anything else. Well, besides egg head and idiot. Yea, he'll do that, for now on his name is Chicken!
"Hi everybody! My name is Chicken!", he shouted.
"OH MY GOD IT TALKS!".
A tranquilizer dart then flew right into Chicken's rear end, then things went black.
"SO, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?", asked the General, "THIS IS SOME JUICY CHEESE!".
"Hold your fire, hold your fire, talking this much makes somebody's toung dry. Do I even have a toung? I don't know, I never bothered to check, can you tell me?".
"CONTINUE THE STORY, TOUNG OR NO TOUNG!".
"Ok, ok, so I was out. Then I woke up, and when I woke up, I met someone who would ruin my life forever".
"WASN'T YOUR LIFE ALLREADY RUINED?".
"Fine, I met someone who would ruin my life some more forever, happy?".
Back to the story, Chicken woke up in a cold room. "Where am I?".
Then, a small rabbit climbed from one of the bunk beds. "You're in an orphanage, where people dump you off when they stop loving you, welcome to the club, I would give you a pin but the authorities took it away", said the rabbit, "I guess bleeding is painful, who knew? I'm Rabbit King, and you are?".
"Got a last name?".
"Creative parents", said Rabbit King, "You seem awfully peppy. Well, that'll all change. A few weeks in here and you spirits get crushed".
"How is that possible, to be crushed it needs to be a solid", explained Chicken, "And spirit is more of an idea. Unless if it's a guy named spirit, but who would name their kid that?".
"You talk too much, if it wasn't me you'd get beaten up with that much words said in one minute", interruped Rabbit King, "You know what, you deal ok. Want to have some fun?".
"Too bad, I'm showing you fun!".
Rabbit King then drew a needle from underneath the pillow. "Needle under the pillow, doesn't that hurt?".
"Yes, and your point is", responded Rabbit King as he picked the lock, then the door opened. "C'mon, quietly, we need to get away from the man".
So, the two carefully snuck away in the shadows and corners of the orphanage, which acts more like a state prison. Soon, the two got out. "We're free!", exclaimed Rabbit King, "Now, to the market, this is where the fun happens".
"How do you know how to get out of here?", asked Chicken.
"Shut up, you ask too many questions", replied Rabbit King, "But, if you must know, that is a horrible place. Instead of three meals, they give you 3 square beatings a day. I hate that place, but I have no choice. I had to raise myself and teach myself how to get out ever since my parents abbandoned me".
"Well, my father abbandoned me", said Chicken.
"Tell someone who cares", snapped Rabbit King, "Like a trashcan".
Rabbit King stopped at a market, then he pulled out a burlap bag from a trash can. "Watch and learn Pinocchio".
"It's a beak, not a nose", informed Chicken.
"And that's a skull, not a brain", replied Rabbit King, then he walked in, and sweeped some candy bars into the bag.
"What are you doing?".
"I don't know what they called it in oldtown Kentucky, but in here we call it stealing", informed Rabbit King, "And this is the fun part. The chase and suspence, you win all or lose all".
Rabbit King then picked up a rock and threw it near the manager. "HEY, THIEVES!".
The two then ran. Rabbit King chuckling, Chicken screaming. They ran away from the market, with the manager yelling things that should not be said. "Are you crazy!?", shouted Chicken, "We stole, we did the wrong thing, we got to return it".
"C'mon, lighten up", said Rabbit King through laughs, "Boy were you screaming like a little girl!".
"I was....", denied Chicken, but was cut short by his laughter.
"I was, you admitted it!", shouted Rabbit King, "See, fun!".
"You're right, I never felt this before!".
"I can keep you around featherhead, I can keep you around!".
And he did keep Chicken around. They conintued to steal and make trouble, the get away always being the fun part. Sometimes they got caught and sometimes they got away. As they grew older, the crimes got more complicated. They went from candy bars to jewery. Now, they're teenagers. Rabbit King was the action, and Chicken was the brains. He made the machines to make stealing and getting away easier, while Rabbit King was the one doing the heavy work and the fighting. Right now, they just finished stealing from a silverwear store. "Why do we need sports anyway chick?", asked Rabbit King.
"For my new invention. We can scoop our treasure, we can stick and snatch our treasure, and if we fail, no figure prints, or feather prints, detected King", replied Chicken, "Another great robbery for our legendary duo, Chick and King".
"King and Chick", corrected Rabbit King, "But have you noticed it's the same. We steal, and run. We need something new. We need a bigger risk. I say we hit the bank".
"I did, it hurt", replied Chicken, "Who makes bank out of marble anyway? Nobody likes marble, brick is chaper and timeless".
"No, we rob the bank", explained Rabbit King, "Our biggest heist yet! You need to build a bunch of instructions while I practice my best gymnastics moves! Then we meet to rob it tomorrow night".
So, Rabbit King was a bunny of his word. They met at the bank, and without even saying a word, they climbed on top of the roof, tied a string around a brick that's up there for some reason, and used the string to slowly put them down. "Ok... careful Chicken, one wrong step and it's game over, now follow me".
But, as soon as Rabbit King set foot on the ground, the security alarms rang then the police surrounded the entire bank armed. "Yea, I think I'll stay up there", replied Chicken, "What are we going to do?".
But, Chicken looked at his best friend in fear, because for the first time, he saw his friend without a plan. Though, that didn't stop Rabbit King from trying. "RUN!".
And, like complete idiots, they ran right out on the front door and allowed themselves to be surrounded by the armed police men in a circle. "Put your paws and wings up!", said the police, "Or we'll shoot at... eachother, and this isn't really well planned... uh, just put your paws and wings up!".
Rabbit King panicked. Though he's been beaten and abused in the orphanage, he heard prison was way worst, so he did the unthinkable. He did something that'll change both of their lives forever. "Don't worry men, I caught the theif!", announced Rabbit King, putting Chicken's wings behind his back, "He tried to rob a bank, but fortunantly I caught him before he could do something hasty".
"What are you doing?", asked Chicken, "I thought we were friends".
Rabbit King then faintly whispered, "I'm sorry". Then, he pushed Chicken towards the authorities.
"You are a hero!", shouted the police chief, "What is your name sir?".
"Rabbit King", he replied, "The name is Rabbit King".
So, the police hurled Chicken in the police van and carried Rabbit King off in a hero's welcome. And, as Rabbit King embraed being a hero, Chicken's dreams shattered with his only friend. He betrayed him.
Back at present day, Chicken concludes his story. "So, Rabbit King moved on as a hero, and I moved on doing evil, and we went from friends to enemies. If I could take back that one fatal night, I would".
"WOW, YOU MUST BE REALLY UPSET, ALL REGRETS HUH?".
"Well, no", answered Chicken, "I now have purpose in my life, and it's fun to face off against him. I do wish we were friends again, and we could live a non-criminal life, but as long as he chooses the path of the hero, I must choose the path of the villian like water and sky. The two are part of eachother, but we should never meet. If I just had one more day, just as friends, then I would be complete. And I keep doing evil to keep him here, in my life".
"THAT IS A LONG, BORING SPEECH! I'M SURE OUR SECRET LIE DETECTER PERSON GOT EVERYTHING HE NEED TO KNOW, NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CELL PUPPET!".
So, Chicken got carried away, and the General met with the lie detector. "SO SIR, YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED TO KNOW.... SIR?".
"Yep, now it's all clear to me", answered Rabbit King as the lie detector, "And that's all I need to know".